Who said new things are bad? (The Beginning)

Ron came home to a dirty house and no diner, just what he needed after his day. As he walks around trying to find Hermione, much to no success, he gives up and makes a sandwich and checks his email and owl letters before falling asleep

Ron reawakes to the sound of the door slamming and Hermione giggling uncontrollably. Regretfully, he gets up to make sure she doesn’t break anything.

When Ron finds her he clears his throat and says in his best attempt at a ‘mans’ voice “Where were you?” Not knowing this is a BIG mistake with there past this week..

Hermione in a tone that sounds so much like Mrs. Weasley that Ron quivers a little. “What do you mean ‘were was I’? I was were ever I damn well wanted to be”

Ron not realizing that he should stop, pushes it farther and farther. Eventually he pushes her so far she sorms out of the house. Using some choice words and an open hand she returns Ron’s ring.

(One hour later due to driving in circles and the trip to Harry and Ginny’s house)

Hermione arrives at the potters’ house just as they finish diner. When she knocks on the door Harry answers and notices the look on her face and calls Ginny.

Ginny asks in her most sympathizing voice “What the hell happened?”

Hermione responds with a somber voice “I blew off the engagement with Ron.”

Ginny realizing what happened using her ‘Extra-Female-Problem-Perception’ kindly asks Hermione inside. Hermione gladly accepts. As Hermione recites the story to Ginny, Harry makes them tea with a little extra strength pain relief (Jack-Daniels to be specific). A few cups later Hermione is feeling better and Ginny is feeling horny.

Ginny in a slightly drunk and joking tone asks Hermione(Ginny not realizing that Hermione has had a deep fantasy of the very question) “Do you want to sleep in my bed or on the couch?”

In shock to the very thing she was thinking of when Ginny was comforting her.