When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Her Drink Your Lemonade

I suppose I was in my late teens or early twenties when I first came across some stories in porn mags of girls drinking piss and admittedly the idea really turned me on. Of course it never seemed to be something that would be likely happen. After all, at my age then I considered it remarkably good fortune just to find a girl willing to swallow something as comparatively innocent as my sperm. Back then, it seemed that a girl so weird and so depraved could only exist in some perverted imagination. Then one day unplanned and unforeseen, together with the right person under the right conditions it happened.
I was 25 and she was 21. Her name was Han, which she told me was Vietnamese for faithful. She was 5′ 1″ and had a faultless and subtle beauty that reaffirmed itself in greater proportion every time I looked at her. She was also smart and had more refined tastes than really anyone that I been with before. For my part I was probably the least structured person that she’d ever been with and though she was already quite ready to walk through them, sexually I opened a lot of new doors for her.
If there was one thing about Han that stood out, both in terms of her looks and our time together it was her mouth. Han had an incredible mouth. She had perfect white teeth and an illuminating smile. Best of all though, she had soft and succulent lips and to this day she’s still the most eager and able cock sucker that I’ve ever been with. Her mouth made me feel so good in so many ways and she looked so sublimely sexy while taking care of a cock and savoring fresh sperm.
On the down side she had difficulty connecting with people. Han could be obtusely aggressive in social situations and inappropriately insert herself without really considering how she could be received. Since she was good looking guys usually didn’t seem to mind. In fact that was my take on her when we first got together. After a single date she began showing up at my place unannounced. Once she even showed up looking for me at my friends place. This was a warning sign to me, but I shrugged things off and thought to myself that I should just enjoy the porn sex with the hot chick.