What’s not to like ?

My wife Dee an I are in our 50’s ,we have some friends whose wife is also named Dee that we would go out with time to time. This particular night we were going bar hopping in our local town. We had already hit 4 bars when we came to the Brass Cactus, a little neighborhood bar that you parked in the rear and came in the back door, the had booths and tables, so by the time we got there it was packed so we had to sit apart,the two Dees sat together,and Dee’s husband sat with them.I sat at the table in front of them with some other people. They had a karioke set up and the place was crowded with a mix of people.
After about an hour of drinking, my wife’s friend started to get rowdy, and someone dared her to show her tit’s,she said” I will if she will” elbowing my wife! Of course course all the men and some women started the “Show your tits” chant. Now my wife though she is 50ish has a prime set of 44DD tits ! The crowd continued to chant and after about two minutes the hands were under the blouse and bras, and there were two rime sets of tits bared to the bar ! All the men and women hooted and jeered, and the woman sitting next to me hollered to my wife,”will you be my girlfriend?” “My wife in her drunken state said, ‘sure’.I asked her you like that? “Sure, what is there not to like!”
Knowing our car was back in the parking lot, I thought I’d try and stir something up.