Virtually Erotic

Gary typed in his password and set his modem running headlong for AOL. The electronic scream died mercifully away, and the coolly modulated tones of HAL echoed over his speakers.

“All systems are functional.”

This was shortly followed by Patsy.

“Message for you, sir.”

Gary minimized the Welcome window and clicked on the Mail icon.

“Spam, spam, spam, spam, hello…what’s this?”

<To: GaryGnu
From: Firehair7
Subj: cute profile

Hi,

I was searching through the profiles for fans of 80’s music and ran across yours. Very cute.

Cindy>

Gary shrugged and deleted the rest of the mail. His buddy list was glaringly empty, and on a whim, he located Firehair7.

<Firehair7 is in SexyRedHeadz in Town Square>

Gary created an IM form and sent one to her.

GaryGnu: So are you?
Firehair7: Sexy or a redhead?
GaryGnu: Either
GaryGnu: Both 🙂
Firehair7: Why don’t you see for yourself?
GaryGnu: Your place or mine? 🙂
Firehair7: You got mail, smartass

Pasty squawked again, and Gary wasn’t surprised to see an attached file.

<To: GaryGnu
From: Firehair7
Subj: let me know

Mr. Gnu,

I await your opinion.

Cindy>

Gary quickly downloaded the picture and opened it. It was of average quality resolution-wise, but to Gary she was obviously both. Her hair was long, brassy, and done in a soft shag that framed her face. Her eyes were obviously some kind of green, but it was impossible to tell the exact hue. She was wearing a dark grey, short sleeved, silk blouse with a forest green stripe running from her left hip up across her chest to a point on her right shoulder. She looked stunning.

GaryGnu: Both
Firehair7: Thank you. Your profile is very funny.
GaryGnu: Thanx…want me to send you me?
Firehair7: Poke airholes in the box. Dead bodies are disconcerting when received as mail.
GaryGnu: lol…maybe I’ll pack a snack
Firehair7: 🙂 Pack something for me. I forgot to go shopping.

Gary uploaded the picture of him from his trip to the beach earlier that summer, and then waited patiently.

Firehair7: {S catcall You’re pretty cute for a Gnu.
GaryGnu: I come from a long line of handsome Gnu’s
Firehair7: LOL
GaryGnu: What does one do in a room called SexyRedHeadz?
Firehair7: I would think it obvious.
GaryGnu: Lemme guess…you be sexy and redheaded
Firehair7: Preferably at the same time.
GaryGnu: lol so you obviously like 80’s music, and yer from Michigan…where do you live?
Firehair7: Kalamazoo. Well Portage actually.
GaryGnu: No kidding. I’m from Athens.
Firehair7: I drove through Athens once. I blinked and missed most of it.
GaryGnu: lol…at least it’s not Battle Creek…would suck to live in the Cereal Capital of the world.
Firehair7: 🙂 THEY’RRRRRRRRRRRE GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS!
GaryGnu: lolololol maybe you should go to SexyFunnyRedHeadz instead
Firehair7: awwww That’s sweet.

Gary floated around from chat room to chat room with little success in finding something interesting and had begun to surf the Web.

Firehair7: What ya doing?
GaryGnu: surfin for sports scores…you?
Firehair7: Teasing some teenager who wants my phone number.
Firehair7: Ummmmm, I didn’t just goof up and rag on you, did I?
GaryGnu: lol no, I’m 24
Firehair7: ::::::wiping brow::::: Whew, I keep forgetting about the age thing here.
GaryGnu: how bout you?
Firehair7: 25.
GaryGnu: cool…

Gary quickly created a private room called SexyGnuHeadz and sent her an invite. He was beginning to think that she wouldn’t accept when…

Online Host: Firehair7 has entered the room
GaryGnu: hi I wasn’t sure you’d come
Firehair7: Oh, LOL, I wasn’t struggling with the decision. I was just saying goodbye to some friends in the other room.
Firehair7: You didn’t ask me in here to get my clothes off did you?
GaryGnu: oh no, I just wanted to chat
Firehair7: Too bad. It might have been fun.
GaryGnu: in that case…yeah I lied about the chatting…
Firehair7: Pervert. 🙂
GaryGnu: ummmm would you believe I was joking about lying?
Firehair7: Too late. I know the truth.
Firehair7: …Well?
GaryGnu: Well what?
Firehair7: Are we going to do this?
GaryGnu: ohhhhhhhhh gotcha…sure I’d love to…who starts?
Firehair7: Let me set the stage…a crackling fire, a large 4 poster bed, candles around the room.
Firehair7: Your eyes shine in the flickering candlelight as I lean over and kiss you softly on the cheek.
Firehair7: Your skin feels soft under my dry lips, and I rest my hand lightly on yours as I caress your
Firehair7: face with my other hand.
GaryGnu: I love the feel of your lips brushing across my skin…and I shiver slightly as your hand slides
GaryGnu: across my jawline. I take your hand in mine and bring it to my mouth, kissing the tip of each
GaryGnu: finger. I take your index finger in my mouth and suck on it softly. I slide it in and out of my
GaryGnu: mouth slowly. I do the same for each of your fingers, kissing them softly and sucking on
GaryGnu: each one…enjoying the taste of your skin.
Firehair7: I love the feel of your wet lips and tongue over my fingers, and I moan softly as you suck on
Firehair7: them. I kiss your cheek and each of your eyelids softly as you kiss my hand, running
Firehair7: my lips softly over your warm cheek.
GaryGnu: I slide my mouth down to your palm and suck on the soft flesh as you kiss me. I turn your
GaryGnu: wrist up to my lips and suck on your pulse point…feeling your blood rush beneath my
GaryGnu: tongue and lips…enjoying the throbbing of your heart.
Firehair7: A shiver travels down my spine as you suck on my wrist softly, and I slide my hand down
Firehair7: to your lap and rest my hand on your inner thigh, rubbing softly, closer and closer to your
Firehair7: hardness. I can feel you tense up as I rub you, and I lean over and kiss you softly on the
Firehair7: corner of you lips. Your lips feel so warm and soft…
GaryGnu: Your hand is making my penis swell as you tease me. I cup your face with both hands
GaryGnu: and kiss you on your full lips. You taste so sweet. I hold your lips to mine and press
GaryGnu: against you harder…darting my tongue between your slightly parted lips ever so quickly
GaryGnu: before pulling it back out.
Firehair7: Your kiss is so soft and wonderful, and I can feel my own heat rising as you tease me with
Firehair7: your tongue. I slide my hand to rest ever so lightly over your hardness and lightly rub near
Firehair7: the head. I return your kiss passionately and slide my tongue into your mouth…pressing into Firehair7: you, exploring your mouth. Your lips feel perfect against mine, and I can feel your penis
Firehair7: pressing through your pants.
GaryGnu: I slide my hands down your sides and cup your round breasts. The soft flesh trembles as I GaryGnu: hold them, and I can feel your nipples harden through the cotton of your dress. Your tongue
GaryGnu: on mine sends a chill down my back, and I moan softly into your mouth. Your hand is teasing
GaryGnu: me, and I can feel the heat between us.
Firehair7: Your hands feel so good against my breasts. My nipples are hard and aching for you to touch
Firehair7: them. I arch my back softly, pressing my chest into your warm hands as we kiss harder and Firehair7: more passionately. I fumble with the button on your jeans and undo the zipper as far as it
Firehair7: will go. I can feel the wetness soaking through your underwear, and I rub across the head
Firehair7: with my thumb…teasing you.
GaryGnu: Your thumb is making me ache for you. I can feel an electric tingle each time you rub me GaryGnu: through my wet undies, and it is making me even harder. I lift your hands softly off my
GaryGnu: penis not wanting you to stop, and I lift your sweater over your head, exposing your luscious
GaryGnu: breasts. Your nipples are hard, and your satiny skin shines in the candlelight. I press my lips
GaryGnu: to one nipple as I softly pinch the other one. I love the feel of your nipple as I suck on it
GaryGnu: softly and nibble ever so lightly.
Firehair7: Gary, will you be upset if I…ummmm…touch myself? You’ve already got me sooooooo wet.
GaryGnu: Wow, go right ahead…wow.
Firehair7: Thanks hon. 🙂
Firehair7: I arch my back as your tongue and lips kiss my breasts. A small moan escapes my lips, and
Firehair7: I hold your head softly to my chest, running my fingers through your hair as you continue to
Firehair7: kiss me and suck me. I slide one hand down inside the band of my skirt and touch myself.
Firehair7: Ohhhh, I am sooooo wet. I slide my hand back out slowly and press my finger to your lips
Firehair7: letting you taste me.

Gary looked up from the screen with a gasp. He hadn’t realized he had been holding his breath. He looked down at his shorts and was surprised to see a faint wet spot where his pre-come had soaked through his underwear AND his jeans. He unzipped his pants and found that his undies were soaked through in the front for a circle almost 2 inches across. He stripped off both his shorts and his underwear and rubbed the wetness over his penis slowly as he reread what they had typed so far.

GaryGnu: My eyes widen as you slide your hand down to touch yourself and then bring your soaking GaryGnu: finger out for me to kiss. You taste so wonderful, like a sweet nectar. I lay you down on the
GaryGnu: bed and slide your skirt off exposing your delicate flower. I kiss you softly on each inner thigh
GaryGnu: and run my finger through your soft fur. Your lips are swollen with desire, and your wetness
GaryGnu: gleams just under my tongue. I bend over you and press my lips to yours.
Firehair7: Your lips feels so warm against me, and I press my hips down to meet your lips, aching for
Firehair7: you to make love to me with your mouth. I moan softly, and slide my hands over my taut
Firehair7: nipples, rubbing them and massaging myself slowly. I arch my back and force my wetness Firehair7: onto your lips.
GaryGnu: I part your lips softly with my tongue and kiss lightly all over your wetness, tasting you, GaryGnu: teasing you. I slide my tongue from your trembling clit down between your swollen lips and
GaryGnu: then circle your opening slowly…drinking in your juices. I cup your tight buns with my hands
GaryGnu: and lift you to my mouth, sliding my tongue inside you ever so slightly, just far enough to feel
GaryGnu: your muscles part around me before sliding back out and kissing slowly around your clit.
Firehair7: Mmmmmmmm…I love the feel of your tongue as it darts into me softly…I want you to slide
Firehair7: it in farther to end the teasing, but its making me so hot. You torture me and tease me, and
Firehair7: I want you so bad. I want to feel you inside me.