TV GUIDE


Times change, but some things should go on forever. In its day Uncle Al and Screw Magazine were the best source of information for the city. There were other underground papers but none got to the nitty gritty like that little tabloid. At a cost of two bucks it was a wealth of information on the sub-rosa life of the city.

Some time in the past I discovered and became fascinated by Transexuals and Shemales. Looked at the few 8MM loops that were available, bought some of the color XXX rated books in the adult book stores. Then one day I discovered the TV Guide in Screw Magazine, there were two pages of Shemales advertising themselves and their services. At first all I did was read the ads. Then one day read in article on a new bar in midtown that catered to this clientele. As I recall it was on 44th off 8th Ave.

One evening with nothing better to do dropped into this establishment for a drink. It was patterned after the Grapevine in San Francisco. Actually got there too early at 9 PM. Things don’t start to roll in the city until after ll. The place was about empty, barmaid and two waitresses were the total occupants. Ordered a drink and felt conspicuous. Three drinks later it was 11 and the place began to hop. By that time there were about 25 or 30 TS and Shemales in the place. I learned later that many of them were hustlers giving $15 blowjobs to unsuspecting johns. It the john wanted to fuck they would plead they were in the middle of their period.

Being the only unabashedly male in the place I attracted some attention. Hooked up with a young TS. She was presentable, appeared clean and spoke English. Lots of the girls were not familiar with English as their first language. She was 19 and had been in the city for 10 months. Was already taking hormones to increase her secondary female characteristics.

After some talk it came out that the TS hustled also, no big deal. So sometime after midnight we headed to a hot mattress hotel around the corner. The room was a little larger than a broom closet with a single bed. It wasn’t the best place I have ever been in, but wasn’t planning on making it my home away from home.

When the finances were settled she gave me a credible blow job. After that was done she let me suck her off. While she did cum, she didn’t get hard even at the critical moment. Those hormones must have taken the starch out of her.

Gave this interlude an okay. Tried the place two more times then, ol Mayor Ed decided the place was a blight on the city and had it closed and the liquor license revoked as a public nuisance. Hardly fair, there were and are much worse places in the city.

So back to reliable Screw Magazine. Finally got up the nerve to visit one of the TS’s that advertised in the TV Guide section. The way it is done you call their number, they don’t answer if they have a client. If they are taking gentlemen callers they give you a cross street. Say 48th and 9th Ave. When you get there you call again and they give you and address and invite you up.

First time was pretty good, so I kept going back. You didn’t always find the best of them available. I would sit in a bar or coffee shop and go through the TV Guide pick out two or three that were interesting and call down the list until one answered.

Over a period of a few years worked my way through the list. There was one in particular that I wanted to visit with but never could get an answer on her number.

One Saturday afternoon went to the city for express purpose of getting some stick pussy.
Got a copy of Screw and outlined my call list. As luck would have it took till number four on the list to get an answer. Went through the regular rigmarole and wound up on the upper east side.

The TS had an apartment of above a Bodega, in a decent area. The apartment was clean and well organized. She asked me sit on the couch, apparently she never took anyone into the bedroom to conduct business We concluded the financial arrangements, at the time the cost was $100.

She disappeared into the bedroom with the money and in am minute was back dressed only in a wrap and high heels.