Truck stops are crazy places, I have always said that if you hung around one of them long enough, you’d eventually see just about every possible sort of human behavior. I’m a long-haul trucker, just an average, middle-aged married guy trying to make a living, so I try to stay to myself and avoid the crazies when I pull into one. During the day they’re not too bad, just busy. At night is when the hooker, drug dealers, thugs and queers come out in droves.

So when I pulled off 75 into the Pilot truck stop there for fuel and a bio break about mid-day last Monday, I wasn’t expecting to be approached by a hooker or anything like that. I filed up first,then walked over to the McDonalds for a gut bomb. On my way back to the truck, I made a quick pit-stop in the truck stop bathroom. It was crowded, I had to stand and wait for a stall to open up. A couple of guys came out of separate stalls about the same time and I quickly jumped into the nearest one and shut the door. But before I could slide the latch shut, I was shocked to see a photograph of a woman taped to the inside of the door, right at eye level where I couldn’t miss it. “Whoa!” I said as I stared at what was maybe the best-looking ass and pussy I had ever seen. It was a high-quality picture taken at very close range and it was smoking hot!

Now, I’m not naive or inexperienced, but having been married fora long time, I am a bit deprived.