The speechless Virgin:

It was early in the evening, I’d say only about a quarter past ten. It was a normal crown for a Saturday. You had your basic drunk guys trying to woo their skank of choice, the lonely drunk who thought if I go to a club and drink alone I’m not a drunk. As always you have the 18 year olds who try to get alcohol anyway they can.

A few shots in and I was dancing with random girls of all different types. The single moms, the college students, and even a widower. None of which intrigued me. This 18 year old redhead (I assume due to lack of liquor in her system) asked me to accompany her to the bathroom. I saw the devilish grin on her thin face. I would have my fill tonight. I bent down and whispered in her ear “let me get some drinks” I gave her a wink and we parted ways. As I approached the bar I saw her. She was sitting there silently rejecting every man whom approached her.

I approached her and offered to buy her a drink, she shook her head. As I turned to walk away, remembering the readhead tramp awaiting me, she grabbed my arm. She stood there before me and I could see her full form. Her bust form had curves right where they were needed. I know that I’ve pulled the sword from the stone. I grin and with confidence begin ” change your mind?” She raises her fingers to my lips and leads me by the hand to the dance floor.

When we reached our destination she turned her outstanding ass towards me. I eagerly take my position behind her. She begins to gyrate against me. I quickly forget the redhead from earlier. We continued to dance as the people beside us fade away. An hour or so later she turns to me, and rises her lips to mine. We lock into each other and the faded faces in the crowd vanish. When we break the kiss I stumble for words. Eventually I manage “Are we going to your place or mine?” Her silently reply was to point at me. As we get into my car to had to my apartment it is then that I realize she has yet to speak?

Still even after finding my parking spot and the three flights of stairs still not a single word.