The Sebastian Files: Gary_(1)

SEBASTIAN: Tell me about your concerns.

GARY: Well, I’m pretty sure it’s going to be a disaster.

SEBASTIAN: In what way?

GARY: In what way? In every way. If our parents find out—what a nightmare. If anybody finds out. What is she telling her friends? That’s what I worry about. And what are her friends telling her? I’m pretty sure that’s where she got the idea in the first place.

SEBASTIAN: So she initiated this.

GARY: Yes. It was during the summer, when she was back from college.

SEBASTIAN: She is nineteen, and you are twenty-three, correct?

GARY: Yes.

SEBASTIAN: Very good. How did she approach you?

GARY: Like a truck. Didn’t see it coming. Nothing subtle about her seduction technique.

SEBASTIAN: How did you react?

GARY: I thought it was a trick. Like she was secretly recording me. I wasn’t falling for that. But then she backed off and started acting normal. But still talking about sex. Listing the reasons why we should do it. And I was like, she’s serious? I thought she lost her mind.

SEBASTIAN: What were the reasons she gave you?

GARY: Oh, I don’t know. Something about being curious, being horny. She said she’s always liked me. Where did that come from? She’s never liked me.

SEBASTIAN: Feelings for siblings can be expressed in confusing ways. How did you respond to her?

GARY: I kicked her out of my apartment. Told her she was crazy. Didn’t even want to think about it.

SEBASTIAN: But you thought about it.

GARY: Couldn’t stop thinking about it.

SEBASTIAN: You were tempted.

GARY: I have to admit, there’s nothing wrong with the way she looks.