Quickies are my thing. I like to get in and get out, so to speak. So I’m always looking for women with the same idea. It’s hard to miss a horny woman if you have a little practice. Me? I can sense them a mile away.

The other day, for instance, I was at the grocery store looking for a promising frozen dinner for that night. Around the corner comes an aveage-looking housewife type. But she has a good figure. She’s got her cart half-full and is looking frazzled but doable, with her hair halfway down her back and her skirt cut halfway up her thighs.

I could tell right away she needed a quick fuck. I engaged her in a lame conversation about the merits of cooking vs. heating frozen food and I just turned on the charm. Gave her the old wink-smile thing while giving her the once-over.