The Office Fun Chapter 1

Hello everyone! My name is Frank. There isn’t much to tell you about me. I’m just your average 26-year-old guy, 6’2″ and 180 lbs. I have an average build, blonde hair and blue eyes, which most women love about me. For some reason, I haven’t had much luck with women, and I don’t know why. I have many women staring at me as I walk past them. They try and make it look like they aren’t, but I can tell. I have had a few girlfriends, but they normally last about 3–6 months, and then we break up for some stupid reason. The last one left me because she found a smaller man. You see, I have a sizable cock, and many women can’t handle it. I honestly didn’t think it was that big, but I suppose it is for some women. I also have large balls that are almost always full, so when I cum, I cum a lot, which makes masturbating difficult unless I’m in the shower.

Now I know that I said that I didn’t know why I hadn’t had much luck with women. However, the real reason is that I’m extremely shy. I can talk to them about everyday things. However, when it comes to asking them out or anything else, I stutter and stammer and everything else. I swear I make myself sound like a blubbering idiot when I ask someone out. The girlfriends I had were because they asked me out and not the other way around. So, as you can imagine, I haven’t had many girlfriends and my sex life is mostly non-existent. I only have my hands and a bar of soap while showering. As I told you before, I don’t masturbate unless I’m in the shower because of the amount I cum. It’s easier to let it all go down the drain than to use a towel and spend forever cleaning it up. That is another reason I don’t have many girlfriends. They enjoy the pounding I give them. When I cum, they don’t like being covered that much in my jizz, so they freak out, get a shower, and leave.

I know I haven’t told you much about myself except for my relationship, problems, and a few other minor details. So let me try and paint you a picture of me. As I said before, I am 6’2″ tall, weigh 180 lbs., and have blond hair and blue eyes. Now I know I can say that I’m of an average build, and I work out occasionally. I’m no muscle-bound weightlifter, but I’m not a beanpole either. I go to the gym 2 or 3 times a week and do a bit of weightlifting, or I hit the bag for a bit, just something to let off some steam. It even helps with the sexual frustration I experience because I work in a data center. All I do is put information into a data server all day. It sounds boring, but I enjoy it and get along with my co-workers. The bad thing is that most of my co-workers are female, and there are a few drop-dead gorgeous. It’s hard to understand why they’re in a data center when they could easily be models. Now there are different departments for this, and I work in one that has me and three others. I know what you’re thinking: they are all female, and I would like to fuck them all, but you’d be wrong. One is about to retire, and another just started a week ago. There is one female that works in my department too, but she is also married and very religious. She wouldn’t cheat on her husband if she wanted to; yes, she is very pretty.

Our boss has his own office, and we rarely see him if we do our jobs. But ever since the newly hired guy, Jerry, started working here, we have seen Tom, our boss, a lot. When you first get hired, you get a few days of training, which is all you need for this position because entering data is not that difficult. I could probably train a monkey to do my job; it’s that easy. But Jerry, for some reason, cannot seem to figure this out, and so Tom must come out of his office to tell Jerry how he messed up and how he has to fix it, yada yada yada.