The ultimate would be to take you somewhere somewhat unique — either
the New Otani hotel in LA — or maybe the Mission Inn in suburban
Riverside. The room would be elegant — not overdone, but very
very nice. The Inn is all sort of turn-of-the-century upscale
parlor — nice, comfortable, and so elegant. Every room is
different and unique, just like the view of the hotel’s exterior
changes with every step. This hotel is one-of-a-kind — built in
7 stages — and a total blend of styles. Inside it is full of
courtyards and cubbyholes where we can have quiet, intimate chats
without being disturbed.

It would be a Friday night when we met. We would go to the
hotel, check in, and go up to the room. The Do Not Disturb sign
will go immediately onto the door. Room service has already been
here ahead of us — a cold bottle of good champagne is waiting,
along with that platter of fresh fruit and whipped cream. We have
the entire weekend, so there is no reason to hurry. We can take
our time relaxing, and letting those first meeting jitters clear
the air. After some small talk, and maybe nibbling on the fruit,
I suggest that you might wish to take a shower — refresh yourself
and chase the stress of the week away.

We don’t know each other that well yet, so you go into the
bathroom, remove those clothes and begin to shower. You are
getting quite involved in this shower, thinking all the time about
what will happen next — what are you going to say, do, etc. All
of a sudden, this little round midget appears next to you, and
offers to wash your back. You are shocked — I mean I didn’t even
ask first before joining you, and you were not sure I had the balls
to be so forward……

The shower is large enough to accommodate both of us easily, and
has a wide bench across the back end, as well as a hand held
attachment.