The Life of an Extra Ordinary Joe chapter 3

There is a little bit of sexy stuff for you horn dogs out there in this chapter it won’t get too good but it’s all you got for a chapter or 2 due to the plot of the story not being conducive to any play time for a bit after this please do enjoy and as always RATE POSITIVE 
Also authors not here last chapter I made a reference of “little bag sister” for those of you who know they are twins this may be confusing however the sister is a minute earlier however now she is smaller than her big brother who is freakishly tall and big now compared to her

CH3


As we entered this beautiful house that apparently her mom had really taken and put in a lot of time she led me directly upstairs to the end of a large hall with a large double door that opened into a completely dark room. As I walked into the room my heart started to race as I remembered that dark night from my childhood and felt my heart racing.

Questioningly I asked “hey, umm, what’s in here? Where are…?” as I heard the click of the lights I cut myself off as I truly saw the room for the first time.

The space was a large media room that was dimly lit for Movie Theater like viewing and a large LED 90’ of the wall, however as I looked at the walls I saw a cornucopia of Mel brooks related memorabilia and movie posters. I was taken back at how amazing the site before me was in regards to the overall theatrical vibe her father had worked to create in the space. Then I saw IT on the left side of the wall opposite the Mel brooks memorabilia was boxing gloves and a lot of them in a large 5 by 5 case. they were all legends gloves there was a pair from Frazier, Ali ,Tyson, De La Hoya, Pacquiao, both sugar ray’s, even foreman, and the one and only Rocky Marciano(for those of you who don’t know the only fighter to ever go undefeated and untied over his entire career). There were others but it would just make you and I feel both like poop to keep reeling them off.


“Oh my GOD, look at these its all of them I mean everybody who was an anybody ever in boxing”
I realized I should probably stop drooling because that may mess up Shelly’s feelings about me, and currently I was under the assumption they were still half way decent because I hadn’t had time to mess everything up yet.

“Yeah my dad gets pretty big in the britches anytime he gets to show that off so when you meet him for the first time you will have to act like that all over again or he might get suspicious about your reaction.”

“Well I didn’t know I was already on the fast track to meet him Bart and I just became friends in the last few days so I didn’t expect to meet the family any time soon”

”Well what am I then chop liver?” she chortled in sarcasm.

“Umm well uh I uh you’re uh”

“It’s okay I’m just messing with you I don’t know what you and I are yet either, so what do you wanna do? wanna watch a brooks movie?”

“haha uh yeah that sounds great.” I gasped, so much for coming out of your shell you big oaf I chided to myself what if she thinks you’re super lame for being that excited what if she thinks you’re not macho enough for her act cool you can do this you can be desirable sure you can come on look at you oh shit I need to check my fly whew okay why do i have such a long crazy ass inner monologue going on oh poop she’s speaking and you’re not paying attention you didn’t hear her oh crap you’re a klutz…”

“.. eh hemmm as I was trying to say do you want to watch space balls or robin hood men in tights?”

‘oh poop what if this is a test to see if I’m not straight or something both of the titles are mistakable for gay innuendos what if she thinks I’m gross damn’ all the while I was really saying gumm uh ah maybe um while switching the movie I was pointing at really fast.’

“Hey big boy relax hahaha I’ll pick if you like…?”

“Oh yess I mean yeah sure umm (cough) (now in my deep voice) urg um sure sounds great.”

“alrighty then…” as she cocks an eyebrow and smirks.

I screwed up oh no what the hell am I gonna do, she thinks I’m weird

“How about we watch Men in Tights cause I’m always up for that?”

As she guides me to her two favorite seats the ones far enough back to see the whole screen at once but also centered enough both people next to each other can see perfectly.

As she put in the movie i got settled and she got up from putting it in to go turn down the lights and it starts to get really dark until the movie starts up

“What do you think of my choice?”

“Urg umm yeah its fine sure” (grunted in my macho voice)

She started laughing and we just kept quiet for a few minutes while watching the movie then she gets close to me by raising the shared arm rest and cuddles up on my chest and whispers into my ear,” quit trying so hard it makes you look fucking hilarious when you’re trying to act macho I already know you’re not really that kind of guy and I’m actually excited by that fact.”

“Really?!” I squeal like a 10 year old schoolgirl, “it makes you excited?”

“Oh yes big boy yess it does” she rasps

At this my ‘excitement’ perks up as well.

Unfortunately in my case what they say about big hands and feet is an understatement so once I found out the concept of measuring my genitalia I could not be cause the ruler was too small, I would put it at about 13 inches give or take half an inch. So here I was in my stupid athletic shorts and my concealment of him is nonexistent and what’s worse is my Willie in its infinite breadth of wisdom thought it would be a good idea to uncoil towards her side of my shorts.

Oh damn I thought quick think of a way to prevent it from being noticed you can d this.
fuck its getting closer oh god what do I … and then it hit me the sudden urge to sneeze a free pass to get out of the room for a second and readjust for concealment.

“ahh…ahhhhh… ahh..ahh ahhh chooooooooo”, and I sneezed so hard that I whiffed my hands and hit the front of the seat in front of me hard with my forehead.

“bless you oh my goodness are you okay.”

“yeah yeah I’m fine let me just step outside for a second”

“oh okay you need me to hit the lights” she clamered

“no no its okay,” I yelp in fear as she gets close to the light switch “it’s okay you can leave them off its fine go sit down and watch the movie it’s all good.”

“hahaha why are you so frightened of the light big guy what’s wrong? Are you covered in snot hahaha.”

“Umm yes actually and I don’t want you to see me like that right now so let me go wash my face. Where the bathroom?”

“It’s down the hall and two doors down to the left.”

“alright thanks sorry” I apologized as I exited with a small amount of light showing through towards my dick as I left I heard a small gasp as the door closed behind me.