Levon almost panicked when his boss didn’t show up for work the next day. Sure, he understood that the guy was most likely hung-over beyond belief, but it was also the sheer awkwardness of what had transpired the night before.
It was plain and simple: Jim Scott had given Jaime Regan a blowjob through a glory hole at a gay bar. Levon wasn’t sure if Jim had actually been ok with it, or if he was just so drunk that all of his inhibitions had left him and he had no control over his urges.
Either way, Levon felt somehow responsible. Even though Jaime had intentionally gotten their boss drunk and then took advantage of him for his own sexual gains, Levon shouldn’t have let Jim out of his sight, especially considering how drunk he was.
But Levon made it to work on time, by himself. He decided that he would drive himself to work instead of carpooling with his mom. Surprisingly, Jaime wasn’t there when he got there. All week, Jaime had been in their cubicle unpacked and ready for work before Levon could get off the elevator. Eager little bastard.
Levon went about the day as best as he could, trying to focus on the tasks he needed to accomplish. This was somewhat easier seeing as how Jaime wasn’t there to make sexual advances on him every ten minutes. But every now and again, Levon would gaze from his desk to Jim’s office and worry. Perhaps he should give Jim a call at lunch.
Then, Jaime entered. He strode in casually, seemingly unaware of his tardiness and carrying his ever-present air of confidence. Levon honestly envied that trait.
“Where have you been?” Levon asked as his fellow intern unpacked his work.
“Around,” Jaime replied nonchalantly. “Just taking my time, you know? I figured Jim would be too hung-over to come in today, so I slept in.”
“Well, you’re lucky that you’re right.”
“Good.”
“But aren’t you worried about him, though? After last night…”
“Hey, last night was fun! I honestly enjoyed myself, and I think Jim did too. You should really lighten up more. You probably need to get laid more…” Jaime placed a hand on Levon’s crotch, the recipient quickly shooing it away.
“What’s the matter?” Jaime asked seductively. “The boss isn’t here…”
“Yes, but there are still coworkers…”
“Aw… yeah, I guess. I get caught up sometimes.”
“You mean like having your boss suck your dick?”
“Pretty much. That really was something, huh?”
“God, shut up!” Levon yelled. A few coworkers popped up out of their cubicles to see the commotion.
Levon’s voice turned to whisper. “Don’t you know what you’ve done? You probably turned a straight man gay. At least for one time. It might seem like this terrific accomplishment to you, but you don’t think about it from his point of view. He’s probably at home drinking himself to death because of how confused he feels.”
“Calm down, man. You act like you never wanted to do that yourself…”
“Shut—“
“—No, you shut up.” Jaime had gotten stern; something Levon had never seen him do before.