This next story has a special place in my heart, because I met her in my senior year in high school. We did not speak much. However, as the year went on, we talked more. She was a busty Latina, kind of cute, and was a tad bit shorter than myself at the time. We both graduated with honors from high school. She went to college in San Antonio while I stayed in town. We eventually reunited three years into my college career. She still looked the same. But something was different about her. She was more mature. She was womanlier. I daresay she got sexier. And she was. I wanted to fuck her. She knew it. However… she eventually got off the market after months of us flirting. Her name was Nancy. So… this story is called “The Hook-Up.”

Years later…



As I walked into my friend’s place of employment, I sighed deeply. I never did anything even close to illegal in my life. My cousin had one mishap. I promised him I would hook him up. I had my ways. It happened to be in the form of a beautiful, busty, Double-D cupped Latina lawyer. That hook-up happened to be…

“Oh my God. Tell me you didn’t…”

“No, you should know me better,” I said.

“Well, if you think about it…” Nancy said, pondering.

“I’m here for my cousin. I’m going to keep it real. I want you to represent him. I don’t care if you’re a public defender or whatever. He’s got a future. You and I go way back,” I said.

“What kind?” She said.

“He raps,” I answered.

“Oh, mixtape rappers. Those.”

I rolled my eyes for a second and said: “Wait a second. Once upon a time, not long ago, didn’t you idolize a rapper because of his mentality? Didn’t you idolize the fact that he came from almost nothing, just like us? You still idolize him, do you?” I said, sincerely. She nodded.

After a slight hesitation, she asked: “What’s your cousin’s story?”

“Well, this will be a long story,” I started. “My cousin and I were close. We still kind of are. We’re close-knit. All of my cousins that I am close to I like to call ‘the siblings I never had’ due to the fact that I am an only child.