The Hitchhiker Chapter 14 – Fucked Into Oblivion

We assembled at the bar in the kitchen and I said, “Let’s start with some drinks and weed. There’s plenty of food left and I can always whip something up if we run out.”

Mary Ann said, “Love it daddy, I’ll get the drinks and you get the weed.”

“OK, I think we need some music too. Grab your laptop Jess, I have a bunch of shit online we can listen to that I think you’ll like.”

“Right away sire.” I admired the view of her ass as she retreated to the living room to grab her laptop and enjoyed the front view even more when she returned. “Here you go DJ Tony.”

I chuckled as I connected her laptop to Alexa and called up my Soundclick page. So I’ve recorded these tunes over the last 30 years or so and everything you’re going to hear is 100% me and no one else.

Char said, “I can’t wait to hear this.”

I started up the playlist then walked over to Mary Ann, embraced her and gave her a long passionate kiss. She said, “What was that for,” and I replied, “Because I wanted to.” She passed everyone a beer and a shot of Fireball and I sat down and rolled a joint.

I said, “When I was your age I had a really hot band but I would never drink while I played. Back then we went until 2AM and that’s when the real party started. I often lost track of time and didn’t go home until I started to see the sun come up through the windows of the bar.”

Beth said, “That’s crazy. Did you have a lot of groupies?”

“Not really. There was a brief period when I had a few girls chasing me around. There was one I can remember who I had a fling with over a couple weeks and she fucked like a rabbit. That was my first ever all night fuck session and I think I came like ten times.”

Jessica said, “Jesus I can’t imagine what you were like in your 20’s.”

I lit the joint and passed it, pulled out my phone and said, “Let’s see what I have on Facebook.” I scrolled through my photos and showed them a bunch of pics from the 70’s and 80’s.

Char said, “My God, you were beautiful. I mean you still are totally fucking handsome but Jesus Christ, I can see why that chick made you cum ten times.”

Mary Ann took my phone and scrolled through the pics for a long time. “Wow,” was all she managed to say.

“Damn this music is totally fucking awesome,” Jessica said. “I could totally hear this shit on the radio.

Char said, “Fuck yeah. All you need to do is put a picture of your cock on the album cover and every bitch in the US will be lining up for your concerts.”

We all laughed, drank our beers and downed the fireball. I wanted to see what would happen if they were good and fucked up so I poured more shots and they drank them down as the joint also made it’s way around.

Another one of my slower tunes was up next and Jessica got up, pulled me off the bar stool and said, “Dance with me Tony.” I got up and danced with her and she held me very close and stuck her tongue in my mouth as we kissed.

She was starting to grind her pussy on me when Mary Ann tapped her on the shoulder and said, “May I cut in?” Jessica gave way without argument but as Mary Ann held me I saw I brief flash of anger on Jessica’s face before she sat down and drank.

Mary Ann grabbed my ass, kissed me and started to grind on me and said, “I love you so much Tony. MMMMM.” I smiled at her as we danced and she rubbed her hot young body against me.

Beth asked to cut in next and she too kissed me and rubbed her pussy on me. “I think I must have said this 100 times but you are fucking amazing. If you were 30 years younger I’d give these bitches a run for their money.”

Char tapped her shoulder and said, “And I’d win so move over so I can dance with my man. She kissed me and rubbed her pussy on me too and I started to get hard again. “See, none of you bitches made him hard but me. Cocks don’t lie.”

The song ended so we sat back down at the bar and Jessica said, “That was just dumb luck. Even studs like this need a few minutes after they cum before they’re ready again.”

“OK girls be nice,”said Mary Ann. “Do another shot or something.”

I said, “You might want to be careful with that shit, it is whiskey you know.”

Jessica said, “Fuck it and drank from the bottle.”

Mary Ann asked, “So you had a band and some groupies, how did you meet your wife?”

I smiled as I thought back to that moment and just said, “We met at the bar when I was playing. I went home with her that night and never left. I was 20, got married at 23, had our first kid at 27, hired at Graham when I was 30 and I’ll retire in two years. That’s my life in a nutshell.”

Beth said, “Show us pics of your wife.”

Jessica said, “Yeah do you have any of you two fucking?”

“I do not,” I said and showed them the pic I kept as my wallpaper when we first met. “This was taken when she was at Wallboro.”

Jessica was sitting next to me and started rubbing my cock thru my boxers. She said,“Wait she went here?”

“Yeah, she was a nursing major.”

“God she’s gorgeous,” Mary Ann said. “I can see why you don’t want to leave her for me,” and a single tear ran down her cheek.

Char said, “Show us your kids next.”

I showed them pics of the three boys who are all in their 20’s as Jessica continued stroking my cock.


Mary Ann said, “Jesus they look exactly like you, especially the youngest. How old did you say he is?”

“He’s 25 Mary Ann.”

“Hmmm.”

Char said, “I want the middle one, he’s a carbon copy of you.”

“He’s single so that’s possible but he’s pretty much just fucking a lot of girls right now.”

“I would love to be one of them.”

I was out of beer but didn’t want to get up with the hard on so I said to Jessica, “Would you be a dear and grab me another PBR?”

“Sure thing stud, anything for you.”

Mary Ann took the opportunity to take her seat next to me and stared at the bulge in my pants.