He never thought it might actually work.

Never in a million years did he think his pickup line would work and yet, here he was. She was on her knees before him. Her blonde hair cascaded down the back of her slender throat, shoulder, and back. Her head bobbed on the end of hard cock. She was enveloping his tip between her full ruby red lips and playing with his peehole with the tip of her tongue, as though she wanted to beckon that seed out of him with just a wave of her tongue. The rough ridges and warmth of her tongue ran a path from the base of his steel dick, which twiched when she reached her goal. She looked up and a warm female voice danced upwards and entering the fog of receiving the best blowjob of his life.

His name was Charles and he had used a ridiculous internet researched pickup line to entice the woman loving his cock. The woman known to her friends as Elaina Schmidt, though her friends could not recognize her right now. She was a fiend, groaning deep in her throat as she took Charles’ cock deep within her mouth and supplied a light but persistent pressure on his fully grown member. The line was:

“I see you have a spectacular wedding ring. That is the worst news I’ve heard all day.”

At first he though she might ignore him and go on her way. Elaina opened the door to her SUV and placed her Starbucks coffee in a door coffee holder. She placed her purse on the front passenger seat. Charles’ was prepared to watch her get into the driver’s seat and speed away. Charles’ commited her tight cargo pants and tighter yellow top to memory, knowing he would need fuel for his masturbatory fire. She instead walked towards his open window. She leaned in the passenger window and said:

“I live three minutes away and no one will be home for the next six hours. Follow my ride.”

Charles watched in awe as she winked and smiled. She was Meditteranean dark with a cute upturned nose. Her eyes were walnut brown and they shone with mischief. Her teeth were perfect. Elaina did not shirk on dental work. Her top hinted at large breasts enclosed snugly in a black bra. Her hips were beautiful. Absolutely curved the way a woman’s hips should be. The kind of hip Charles’ fantasized he might thrust against.

Now he rested a hand on the kitchen island, the other on the top of Elaina’s head, guiding her up and down the length of his cock. “You’re doing that so good baby, you’re fucking me so good.” She took his cock out of her mouth with an audible pop and smiled.

“Do you like what I’m doing?”

Charles pushed his jeans and underwear further down his thighs to give Elaina for her arms and elbows.

“You’re a sexy bitch.”

She groaned. “Say it again. Tell me what you’re going to do. Say my name.”

“Elaina, I’m going to fuck you. You’re going to find a pair of sexy panties and stockings or pantyhouse. Then you are going to call my name real loud and you are going to say, ‘Billy, I’m ready for you. Fuck me until I scream.'”

Elaina moaned enthusiastically and licked the underside of his scrotum.

“You taste so good baby.”

“Oh Elaina… I’m going to cum in your mouth. Do you want me to cum in your mouth? I’m going to feed my cock into your mouth until you swallow my cum.”

“Give it to me Charles. Give me your cum poppy.”

Charles pushed her gently from his cock. He picked her up, placing both hands on the tight fabric of her pants, cupping each beautiful ass cheek within his hands. Elaina threw both arms around his neck and licked around his ear. Charles growled and placed her seated on the island.

“Lie on your side like you’re in front of the TV. You’re going to make me cum,” he said.

She nodded happily and used on arm to sweep her straight, long blonde hair back from her face. Elaina position herself on her said and Charles reached out to grab a cotton clad breast. He could feel the softness of her breast and the elastic of her black bra. He placed her penis on Elaina’s lips. She reached out and clutched both cheeks of Charles’ ass. She took his cock deep in her mouth and brought a hand to the base of his cock. Elaina gripped Charles’ cock in her tiny fist and began to jerk him off gently but her grip was firm. Her mouth, lips, and tongue worked on his upper half. She greedily sucked at him, a low rumble in her throat, and the sound of Charles’ belt clinking against the counter’s edge.

Charles felt that familiar tug and he breathed through clenched teeth. He fucked her mouth, determined that every last drop be emptied into her. Charles spurted once, twice, three times and froze, enjoying the warmth of her mouth. He pulled out and she licked at the cum residue on her lips.