What the hell did I do last night, I ask myself while pulling my hair.
“Calm down Chad, there is a highly reasonable explanation why a baby is you’re bed with no face.”

I was really trying hard as hell to think about what had happen last night, and then I heard a knock on the door.
Who is it? I ask trying to figure out how a baby or what look like was doing in my room.

“Its Terrell man open up I got to tell you something so incredible your jaw will drop.”
Yeah I can say the same about myself, I exclaim opening up the door.

‘So I met this girl and she was fine as Beyonce ass in all. Therefore, I was kicking my mack game at her. You mine if I sit down on your bed I’m a little tired.” (Since I have no chairs and only my sofa bed)

“No but your jaw may drop at what under my blanket bro.”

Dude after what happen last night nothing can drop this jaw bro. Terrell said while looking to see what was moving under my blanket.

Shit! Terrell said while jumping of my bed.

“What the fuck is that thing?”

It is a baby bro if you are asking what it is. I said laughing at how far his jaw had drop.

“I know that a bay but what the fuck it has no face man. How in the hell did you find a baby with no face?”

There was no getting past it, I told Terrell what had happen last night how I fuck Venus and how when I woke up the baby was next to me with a note.

“Ok let me get this, a girl came out your laptop, you fuck her and she was a Goddess, and somehow you had a baby with her.”

“Yes, yes, and yes. (That was simpler then I thought it was going to be.)

“What in the hell was you smoking last night bro.”(It was too good to be true)

“Dude you can see for yourself the baby right. So what would make you think I’m lying to you?”

“Ok, Ok I believe you. So what does the note say about this no face baby Chad?”

“Ah fuck I forgot to read the note, hold on let me get it. Ok it says… um I can’t read it bro.”

“What you can’t read it? Pass it over here.”

Therefore, I passed it to the little smart ass and then it what he had to say. “Um…yeah um sorry I can’t read it either but I think it’s Greek.

“Terrell do you know anyone who speaks any Greek?”

“Yeah I do but you’re not going to like who it knows.”

“Terrell this is a life and death situation it doesn’t matter who it is. I need to know what the letter says.”
“It’s Megan from Anthropology department.”

God anybody but Megan I hate her. I said holding my head. (You see when I first moved to Philadelphia Megan was my first roommate and we did it a couple of times. Then Terrell move down here with me, and then we met Stacey. I moved out because she got jealous of how close Stacey and me was.)

“We got no other choice Chad, you need to know what the letter says and she the only one who studies Ancient Greek.”

“Damn!