The Dojang Chapter Four Condom Boy

Chapter 4 Condom Boy

I get my ass in gear, scarf down the rest of my sandwich quickly, and then practically run to the shower. I jump in and do a quick wash, but make sure to clean the land down under thoroughly. I don’t think it would be good to have Suzy taste or smell Mom on me. I get out of the shower, get dried off, and get dressed in clean workout clothes and tennis shoes.

As I get dressed, a pain of guilt hits me. It feels like I am getting ready to go out and cheat on Mom. ‘Why am I feeling like this?’ I wonder.

It was like another me appeared in my head and said, “Duh! Really, dumbass? Maybe it’s because she told you that you just gave her the greatest fuck of her life, and you didn’t reply.”

“Ok, how am I to reply to that? Thank you? You’re welcome? It was great for me too?” I mentally reply.

“I don’t know, but you should have said something,” The voice says.

“Thanks for the help with that. She’s not my girlfriend, you know,” I say.

“No, but you should treat her right. She raised you to do that. Remember?” The voice says.

“I suppose you also have a problem with me fucking Mom,” I shoot back.

“Again. Duh! Dumbass, she’s your Mom,” The voice says.

“Yeah, well, I haven’t heard you bitching every time we have been balls fucking deep in her,” I fire back.

The voice doesn’t reply, and I finish getting dressed. I go to Mom’s room to tell her that I am going to see Suzy. The door is still closed, so I knock on it.

“What do you want, Tyler?” Mom says.

“Can I come in and talk to you, please?” I ask.

“Yeah,” Mom says.

I open the door and go into her room. Mom can see I’m dressed and gives me a look but doesn’t say anything.

“I know that look, and can we talk about it after I say something first, please?” I ask.

“I guess,” Mom says as she lies on the bed, looking at her phone instead of me.

“I know you are upset because I didn’t say anything back, but I don’t know how to reply to what you said, Mom. It makes me happy that I made you feel so good, and I really enjoyed it too. I don’t want to give a stupid or corny reply to what you said, though,” I say.

Mom looks up from her phone, puts it down, gets up off the bed, comes over to me, and kisses me.

“I’m glad you were able to find the words,” Mom says after we break our kiss. “Are you going to go see Suzy now?” Mom asks.

“I am. I was going to stop somewhere along the way so I could pick up condoms first, though,” I reply.

“Give me a minute to get dressed, and I will take you,” Mom says. “I need to go to a pharmacy anyways.”

I have a quizzical look on my face, and Mom says, “Baby boy, you dumped a lot of cum in me, and I was late taking my birth control today. I should get a morning-after pill just to be safe.”

“What about Suzy?” I ask.

“What about her? Mom answers my question with a question while she’s getting dressed.

“Well, I’m hoping to get laid with her. Are you thinking of joining or what?” I ask.

Mom laughs and says, “You are kinky, aren’t you? As much fun as that sounds, don’t you think you should at least see if she’s into girls first? I will drop you off there, and you can get a ride home from her. Tell her she’s invited to stay for dinner since her mom is out of town.”

“Is that it?” I ask. When she was getting dressed, she didn’t put any panties on.

“Maybe, maybe not,” Mom answers as she brushes her hair. “As I said, you should see if she’s into girls first. After that, you must tell her we are fucking, see if she wants to join, and that may not go over well.”

I hadn’t thought about that, and it showed with Mom having to explain all of this to me.

Mom could see my thoughts and says, “It’s ok, baby. We can find a girl willing to do a threesome with us at some point, even if it’s not Suzy.”

We leave the house and get into her car. As we are pulling away, another thought comes to my mind. With Mom being this open and honest about sex, I wonder if she will be the same with other things. I decide to give it a shot and ask about my dad.

Mom hesitates at first, and I see the look on her face that I am used to seeing whenever I bring the subject up. I’m about to say, never mind when she pulls the car over.

Mom turns and looks me dead in the eyes and says, “Tyler, I understand you want to know where you come from, but can we please do this later?”

I let out a sigh that Mom can hear because I figure it’s Mom just putting me off again.

“If I tell you this right now, you won’t be in the mood to fuck Suzy. I promise, baby, I will tell you,” Mom says.

“When?” I ask.

“Can we do it tonight, after Suzy leaves, please?” Mom asks.

I’m about to say something when Mom says, “I should show you something when I tell you anyways so that you will believe me.”

“Why wouldn’t I believe you?” I ask.

“Trust me, baby,” Mom says and pulls the car back onto the street.

“Ok,” I say.

I’m not sure if I do, but Mom hasn’t lied to me before. The subject is dropped, and there is an awkward silence between us the rest of the way to the pharmacy. I had let Suzy know I was on the way, but Mom was driving me there. My phone dings, and it’s her.

Suzy: Why is she driving you?

Me: We need to stop at the store to pick up some things. She also heard that you were on your own for the week and invited you over for dinner after we finished.

Suzy: Ok. Hurry up! I want to fuck!

Me: I am, and so do I.

We get there, and I bail out of the car like it’s on fire. I want to make this a quick stop, so I can get to Suzy’s place and fuck her. I go to the section that has condoms. I stand there and look at it lost because there are so many different types, and I don’t know where to start.

“Do you need some help?” A friendly, familiar female voice asks.

I turn to see my friend Jeremy Nash’s mom standing there with her white pharmacist coat on. I think Ms. Nash is thirty-eight years old. She’s the same height as Mom, five foot four inches tall, and looks about the same weight, about 140 pounds, and has blue eyes that shine when she smiles. Unlike Mom’s red hair, she has dirty blonde hair that reaches about midway down her back and is put in a ponytail. Her butt and boobs were bigger than Mom’s too. That’s not a bad thing either. Ms. Nash is damn hot, and while I said that, I jerked off to Suzy and the twins, she’s been a member of the spank team too.

My brain is trying to figure out what the hell she is doing here, but then I remember this is her pharmacy. Had I driven myself, I wouldn’t have stopped here because of that.

“Um, hi, Ms. Nash. I, um. I don’t know,” I say, embarrassed as hell and about to run out of the store.

“It’s ok, Tyler. If you would like, I can get a male to help you,” Ms. Nash says. “You know that’s not a bad idea. Hang on for a second, and I will have someone come help you.”

I’m left alone in the aisle, embarrassed and confused. ‘What the fuck was that all about?’ I wonder to myself. A minute or two goes by, and I’m about just to grab any box and head for the checkout when a college aged guy with a nametag that says Joey comes up to me.

“You are the one that needs help, right? First time buying, huh?” Joey says to me.

“Yeah,” I say and try to hide my embarrassment.

“It’s cool, man. We all have been there. So to save you any more embarrassment, here’s the deal. You probably know how much you are packing. Your regular sizes normally fit guys who are about five to six inches long. If you are longer, you want to go with magnums. As far as types go, I normally use these,” Joey says, grabbing a box of Trojan Magnum Bareskin.

“Fucking with any condom doesn’t feel as good as going bareback, but it does help you from getting an std or having a kid. These are thin, though, and are probably the closest thing to going raw dog,” He says.

“Um. Cool. Thanks,” I say.

“Look, I know it was weird for you to come in and do this. Aunt Sara probably didn’t help with that, but we have had problems with shoplifters. She likes younger guys too, so that’s why she asked you instead of me. You wouldn’t think it, but she’s a bit of a freak,” Joey says with a hint of a laugh.

“After the night and morning I’ve had, I would probably believe just about anything right now,” I say. Then I stop dead in my tracks with a look of fear.

I’m about to try to say something else when Joey laughs and says, “Yeah, the world does look a lot different after fucking a family member. Huh?”

All the blood drains out of my face. How the fuck does this guy know what I have been doing?

“You’re Jeremy’s friend, Tyler, right?” Joey asks.

“Yeah,” I say, still in shock.

Joey looks around and then leans in and says, “Look, this is not the time or the place for this conversation. Plus, it looks like you have other places to be. But you are going to need someone to talk to, probably soon. Jeremy is still figuring things out for himself, and tonight, well, I will be busy, let’s put it that way. What’s your number?”

He pulls out his phone, and I give him my number but wonder what Jerrmy is trying to figure out and why he didn’t come to me for help.

“Cool, I got you. I shouldn’t have to say this, but mum is the word. Don’t open up to anyone else. Got it?”

“Yeah,” I say.

“Seriously, dude. Not a fucking word until we talk. It’s unfair to you, but I can’t go into that here. I should have time tomorrow, though. I will get us some beers, as I did with Jermey, and we can talk about it. If that works for you?” Joey says.

My jaw drops again because he just said that Jermey is fucking his mom too. Joey gives me a look like don’t say a word and then says, “Again, mum is the word. Is tomorrow good for you?”

“Yeah. As far as I know, I don’t have anything going,” I say, still in shock that my friend is fucking his mom too.

“Cool. Let’s get you checked out, and you can get to where you need to be,” Joey says.

We go back to the pharmacy and find Ms. Nash and Mom there whispering. It looks like Mom has what she needs, so they continue their whispering as I get my condoms paid for. I can’t hear what they are saying, I am getting a lot of looks from Ms.