Author’s Note 1: These short fantasies started off as weekly mini-stories for my readers, but the newsletter was shut down because autoresponders do not accept adult content. I thus decided to publish these fantasies for free for my readers to enjoy. It is meant to entertain, so please do not leave hateful comments if everything is not perfect. I am only human after all.

Author’s Note 2: Although this fantasy can be read independently, it was written as part of a series. For full enjoyment, please read “The Barbie Lez Fantasies: Week 1-13”.

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Have you ever had one of those fantasies? You know, the ones that feel so real you begin to wonder if you are actually imagining them? Well, I do… because I have them all the time! Sometimes, they turn into a story, but mostly they remain trapped inside my brain. That is, until now…

I am not a girl… Okay, that sounds like I am saying I have a dick. Well, do not worry, I do not. All I mean by that is that I absolutely HATE shopping. I never understood how women can spent an entire day going from store to store, tying on outfit after outfit, only to buy one (or none) by the end of the day. So you can imagine just how thrilled I was when my friend asked me to accompany her for a day of shopping (just to be clear, I am being sarcastic, lol). Unfortunately, I had already turned her down twice and was feeling like a horrible friend. Because of that damned conscience of mine, I had no choice but to accept. So off we went for an entire day of shopping.

After the third store, I was already bored out of my mind, so you can imagine how irritated I got by the time we reached the seventeenth. Nonetheless, I was determined to be a good friend, so I kept my mouth shut and played along. My job was simple; wait for her to put on whatever outfit she had picked out and comment on it.

So there we were, entering the seventeenth store. My friend was her usual chipper self while I was thinking, “Please god, kill me now!” Unfortunately, he did not (then again, that might be because I am an atheist).