The Andy chronicles

Chronicles of AndyEpisode 1 (the pilot )

My name is Andy Baylor.The story you are about to experience is true (mostly some embelishment to liven it up ) The names and places have been changed including my name which isnt really Andy Baylor, but would elicit a chuckle if it were displayed here so Andy Baylor will do as a stand in .

The best place to start this story is on the night i decided to steal my soon to be ex-wifes car.To tell you the truth thats not how I wanted things to happen that peaceful april evening but as they say it happens. Sarah had decided to divorce me after i did some reallly stupid stuff. at least she called it stupid I called it wild oat sowing which is what most people in our home town of Mt Ford north Carolina called it ,But I guess she had a different slant on it.The oats i sowed involved me “borrowing” the Kenworth I drove for her uncles transport company and going to a strip club, getting drunk ,losing a fight with a lesbian bouncer,and wrecking the Kenworth. Wouldnt you know it everyone got pissed at me.Sarahs uncle Pete for the damage to his rig,the Lesbian bouncer cause i made eyes at her girlfriend,the local sheriff cause he had to arrest me and take my CDLs which meant i had little chance of ever paying him back all the money I lost playing poker with him. My little wife Sarah was very upset that I wasnt showing any signs of growing up so she filed the papers and 4 months later there I was outside the Double wide mobile home i’ve been paying on for the past 7 years sipping some skunky beer and trying to work my nerve up to knock on the door and see if we coud work out our problems

I stood there looking at the Trans Am i had bought the previous fall and thought of all the hard work Buford my best friend and I had put in restoring it to its 1978 greatness . it was close to 1 am and i finished the beer and was about to toss the bottle into the trash can when i heard a truck make the turn at the end of the row of the trailer park i ducked into some trees at the far end of the trailer and was going to wait til the truck passed by then make my approach to the trailer.to my surprise the truck pulled in beside the Transam. i was shocked to see it was my good buddy Buford. sonovabitch i muttered as Buford got out of the truck combed his hair in the side mirror and walked that cocky walk of his up to the front door and without knocking walked right on in .

Let me tell you i felt the urge to jump him and give hm a good ass kicking but then it dawned on me that buford was raw boned and mean and would have kicked my ass without working up a sweat.