What else could go wrong I wondered to myself? I tried calming myself down by taking a smoke. It didn’t work to well because I freaked out when my next door neighbor Mrs. Anna patted me on the shoulder.
“Don’t touch me!” I yelped with a loud tone.
“What’s wrong toothpick? Is something bothering you? Are you on drugs?’ She asked with an uneasy tone.
“No, I just want to be left alone right now.” She was stun I guess because ever since known me I always said “no ma’am or yes ma’am whenever she asked me something.
“Alright I just wanted to make sure you were ok.”
With a forced smile I said “Yeah I’m alright it’s just I’m having one of those days.” I guess she could tell something was wrong because she drag me in her house for a cup of tea.
She turned on some music and said “toothpick no I mean John what type of Tea would you like?”
“Any kind,” I said just wanting to go home. You see Mrs. Anna Is 45 and unmarried with one son who is 24. His name is Bill and only come around once a year to see his mom when he needs money. So I guess she must be lonely. Don’t get me wrong she kind of hot for her age. She’s 5’6, amber medium length hair, tanned, real curvy but not fat curvy more of an hour glass shape.
“John, John, Toothpick?”
“Oh! I’m sorry Mrs. Anna I was lost in my own thoughts.” I said while blushing. (You guys owe me!)
“Here’s your tea.” She headed it to me.
“Thank you Mrs. Anna.”
“Oh just call Anna” When she said that it felt like the uncomfortable air around us was gone. What felt like days past by was only a couple of hours. She’s a real easy person to talk to once you sit down with her and get to know her.
Then out of nowhere she asked me with a straight face. “John you must be a virgin I’m I right?” From the shock of those words I drop my tea on my lap.
“Shit!” I scream from the pain.
“Oh no John is everything you ok sweetie?”
“Yeah but I think I burned myself a little so I’m going to go home to change real fast” Thinking I could finally go home “nonsense take your pants off before they stain.”
“No I’m alright I just need to change my pants that’s all Mrs. Anna” trying to leave.
“It’s Anna damn it. It’s fucking Anna.” looking like she just lost I few nut’s in her head.
“Oh yeah right sorry Mrs..