Hello my fellow (Booty)crack addicts, my name is Tung Fu the Chocolate Dragon & i want 2 tell U all about my A$$ fetish & my BO$$ PIMP MAMA! She is so hot, naturally dominant, with a Perfectly Round Bubble Booty! PIMP MAMA is a professional woman who is what we call in the hood a B.O.$.$. Booty On $uccessful $ista! She is a supervisor for the state of Georgia so she gives orders all day everyday! PIMP MAMA got her nickname due to her ability to get men to do whatever she wants & her hustle to make it out the hood into a plush bachlorette condo.

Pimp Mama is 31 years young of African-American decent, 5’2 115 lbs with a Bodacious Bubble Booty that i’ve been worshippng for 12 years with my loyalty & hard earned cash! PIMP MAMA calls me Every $payday$ & demands that i meet her at her condo with $$$, weed, & alchohol! “Be at my house bitch at 6pm & you know what i need to drop this A$$ on your face!” “You better be there before me too trik” she demands!

When i get there i anxiously await her arrival wit all her essentials, $1000, Purple Kush, and a bottle of Remy Martin. When she finally arrives at 6:45, she gets out her Lexus lookin sooo BOOTYFUL, like a BO$$! Jimmy Choo’s is the first thing i see when she steps out then that Bootyball bouncin’ in her designer DRE$$ with no panties(she never wears underwear). “LETS GO TRIK” she demands as we approach her door, “U Know what to do bitch, strip naked, assume the position (on my back, on the floor with my head on the loveseat), and put all my tributes on the table trik” she bosses!

Pimp Mama has what she calls her “Booty Chair” that she places over me, then she sits in reverse with her Bubble Butt hangin’ off so her A$$ is right in my face. “LICK MY A$$ BITCH, EAT LIKE IT’S YOUR LAST MEAL!” While im doing my Tung Fu in her BOOTYhole, she counts the $$$ to make sure its all there and says, “Thats right trik, your $ is mine cuz i own you” and she is so right.