I made my way through “Artisan”. Call me weak, but I found it easier than the clubs. Lounges are the easiest for a quick “elixir” fix, but this bar was peculiar; special. “Hey, Rachael.” “Um, do I know you?” she’s puzzled. “You will.” I snickered and continued as I turned my focus and body away from her; resting my back and elbows on her table; as she took a sip of her drink. “Paul was right, you are the hottest one in the spot tonight.” “Hmm,(typical) Thanks. Oh wait, Paul-the bouncer working the door?” She signaled her girlfriends to remind her to address Paul about my indecent intrusion. I just turned my head and looked at her with a casual smile just in time to meet her head turning back to me. “So, that’s how you…”, she said. I interrupted, “Listen, you might be hot; but that’s all the compliments you’re getting out of me tonight. Besides, I’m not really into woman with big feet.” Right then, I took a sip of her drink and placed it back on her table. “(WTF) Really!?!” her hand on her hip as she continued. “Hey, (finally, a live one) you have some nerve!” Noticing that I didn’t even budged nor turned her way, she came off her stool and faced me; shoving my shoulder a little. “Hey, there’s no reason to get violent. I’m just saying, I know you had some rough times with those ski’s growing up.” Her girlfriends giggled, as she fired up,”Oh, like you were mister suave, handsome and sophisticated your whole life!” I turned and picked up her drink again,”Handsome yes; cute even.” I took a quick sip, this time I held on to it. “So, barefoot water sking shouldn’t be a problem for you, right? Because I always wanted to go…” She grabbed her purse and slapping my arm per word,”You- fucking- ass- hole-!” Her girlfriends were cry-laughing. One almost fell off her stool. “Hey, watch it! You’re going to spill your drink.”, I giggled. “Give me that!”, she snatched her drink out of my hand. “Wow, you don’t have to snatch.” I just seen my friend come in, caught her eye and signaled that I would be over to her soon. Then I turned my attention to Rachael’s girlfriends,”How do ya’ll take her out anywhere with that attitude. Anyway, I got to get to my friend soon, but check this out: What do you do if you recognize a guy from the bar staring at you all night, now following you home?” Rachael jumped in,”I would so kick his ass!” Her friends giggled. I rolled my eyes at her,”Okay Ms.little Karate Kid part I, II, III & IV.