My name is David. I’m an eighteen year old guy, fairly athletic, fairly smart, fairly good-looking, if I do say so myself. Overall nothing special. I had a good high school career, again, nothing special.
As you can see, I’ve had a fairly average life. That is… Until I woke up in the shade of a large and imposing oak tree.

Okay wait… God this sounds so cliché. Well, bear with me, okay. It’ll get better.

So. I woke up in the shade of a large and imposing oak tree. It was dark out, so I assumed it was nighttime. I sat upright and saw that I was wearing my favourite jeans and favourite t-shirt and wearing a thin vest. I looked around me and saw nothing. I didn’t see anyone else, I didn’t see any buildings. The only things I saw was the tree I was under, the plains around me, and a dark forest a far way’s off. I was so confused. How the fuck did I get here?! And where IS here?
I sighed.
I just sat there for a very long time, thinking about how this was probably a dream, when I heard a moan. I jumped up.
‘What the fuck?!’ I asked myself. The sound came from around the tree. I cautiously walked around the tree. After what seemed like an eternity I saw a pair of shoes with legs attached to them. I was looking at those legs and they looked familiar to me, as well as amazing. Slowly but surely, a t-shirt came into view. It was a tight shirt that hugged an amazing pair of breasts. The girl also had an amazingly toned body. Her jeans were very tight, also hugging her amazing legs. As I finally completely turned the corner, I saw a beautiful face rounded by the fairest blonde hair I’ve ever seen.