Stewardess Cindy Ch 9 – Humour & Satire

Originally written by Frankel. I’ve been working on my Forum threads, so haven’t posted a story for 10 days. If you like these stories, you might like my “Throat fucked bitches” thread in the XNXX forums.


Cindy and Sindy couldn’t believe their luck.

Their boss Mr Saunders had been so impressed with their attitude that he had decided to give them $50 dollars for every blowjob they gave. They couldn’t wait to tell their mum.

The girls’ mother had always seemed a little disappointed with the girls. Her name was Lucy Steiger and she was a professor at New York University specialising in theoretical physics.

“Mum it’s us, Cindy and Sindy,” Cindy said when her mother answered the phone.

They heard their mother sigh.

“Please don’t use those names,” said Lucy. “You are Penelope and Victoria.”

“Oh mum, can we not fight about that again? Cindy and Sindy are more fun. Those names are too old fashioned.”

Their mother sighed again.

“I’m sorry dears,” she said. “I’m too busy to talk now. Was there something you wanted to tell me?”

“We got a big raise. 50 dollars for every blowjob!” said Sindy.

“Each!” said Cindy.

“WHAT!!'” exclaimed her mother.

“And it includes the ones we have already given. Between us we got over $50,000 today.”

“You’re giving blowjobs for money?!”

“Only when we have to,” said Cindy.

“When do you have to? Why on earth would you have to give a blowjob as a stewardess? What the fuck!!!”

“Mum, that’s a bad word,” said Sindy. She was shocked by her mother’s language, even though she wasn’t sure what the bad word meant.

“We give blowjobs to stop men’s testicles from exploding,” said Cindy. “It’s very complicated Mum, so you might not understand. Air pressure makes fluid in men’s testicles. We have to suck the fluid out. They call it a blowjob because it is our job to stop the testicles exploding.”

There was a long pause and Cindy and Sindy were worried their mother might have hung up.

“Girls,” her mother said. “Did the captain tell you all this?”

“Yes, mother,” said Cindy. “He is oh so clever.”

“But sometimes he drinks too much of our milk. Then he isn’t clever because we have to suck the milk back out.”

“And I suppose you suck it out of his penis do you?” asked their mother.

“Yes, mother. He takes it from our breasts and if he has too much, which he always does, we suck it back out of his penis.”

Another long pause.

“Did you say you are breast feeding the pilot?”

“And all the passengers in first class,” said Sindy.

“Girls,” said their mother. “I think I will need to meet your captain. When is your next flight.”

When the captain heard that Cindy and Sindy’s mother was going to be on their flight, he seemed happy at first. But when he heard she was a professor at New York University he seemed, if anything, a little nervous.

“Your mother is professor of physics?!” he said.

“That’s right,” said Cindy. “That’s why we became stewardesses, we got her brains.”

“And her looks,” said Sindy. “Some people say she looks just like us.”

“Did you tell her what you do here?” asked the captain.

“We told her all about the blowjobs,” said Cindy. “We told her you said we gave the best blowjobs in the whole world.”

The captain went white and seemed a little unsteady on his feet.

“Are you O.K,” Sindy asked. “Do you need a blowjob?”

Cindy unbuttoned her shirt and took out her breasts. “How about some milk?” she asked.

“What time is your mother coming?” the captsin asked.

“Well she is on this flight.