Stewardess Cindy Ch 10 – Humour & Satire

Original story by Frankel


Cindy and Sindy were glad to have a break.

They had landed in Sydney, Australia and were looking forward to a week on the beach and shopping.

Cindy thought it was the best thing for Sindy. Finding out her mother was a terrorist had been a terrible shock and she thought they really needed some time out to forget the whole thing.

Their boss had booked them a room in a hotel overlooking the beach and all he asked in return was that they make sure his testicles were in no danger of exploding.

“Silly man,” thought Sindy. “That can’t happen on the ground.”

But he had been so worried about it that they had to suck all the liquid from his penis over and over again until there was absolutely none left.

Sindy and Cindy stood naked on their balcony waving to hundreds of young men who were all so friendly and waved back at them, some even using binoculars to see them more clearly.

Sindy and Cindy hadn’t realised that it was summer in Australia in January and so they simply had nothing to wear. Even their underwear was really meant to go with warm clothes.

“What are we to do?” asked Cindy. “I think we have to wear clothes in Australia.”

“Maybe we could say we are going skinny dipping,” said Sindy.

“That might work at the beach,” said Cindy. “But I wanted to go shopping in the city. I don’t think they have swimming beaches there.”

“In the taxi I saw a shop that said Nude girls live xxx,” said Sindy. “Maybe that is a shop where nude girls can buy clothes.”

“xxx, though,” said Cindy. “Sounds like they only have large sizes.”

“We could get a bra then, or bikinis, we have xxx sized breasts.”

“I don’t think it will work,” said Cindy. “We have to get there first.”

“What about we wear towels?” said Sindy. “We could say we are going for a shower.”

“Perfect,” said Cindy. “Nobody wears clothes in the shower! You are getting to be even smarter than me.”

Sindy and Cindy put on towels from the hotel bathroom. Unfortunately they were too small and could only cover part of their bodies.

“What about you cover your breasts?” said Cindy. “And I cover my bottom. That way, between us, we are totally covered.”

“Good thinking,” said Sindy. “That way neither of is naked. It’s like the half-full glass or did someone already drink it?”

“I think you mean half full or half empty,” said Cindy. “Maybe we should wear shoes at least. We could put our high heels on.”

The girls each put on a pair of black high heels and Cindy wrapped her towel around her breasts and Sindy wrapped hers around her bottom and they walked out of their hotel room.

When they made it down to the lobby, Sindy realised her heels gave extra bounce to her exposed breasts and also to her sister’s naked bottom.

“Look how we bounce,” said Sindy. “Let’s see who can bounce more.” Sindy began to jump a little with each step and her breasts jumped with her. Cindy jumped too and while her bottom jiggled she couldn’t compete with her sister’s breasts.

The girls laughed as they bounced from the hotel, watched closely by a group of Japanese tourists.

They ran over to a taxi rank and jumped into the first cab in the queue.

The taxi driver looked old and a little confused to Sindy. The girls sat in the back seat and the driver looked at them with his mouth open and a little bit of drool came out of his mouth.

“We want to go to the city, please,” said Sindy.

“You can’t run around like that,” he said finally, but was still unable to take his eyes from Sindy’s chest. “You’re naked. You’ll get arrested.”

“But we’re not naked,” said Sindy. “We’re like a half full glass of water. You can’t see it because it’s water and someone already had a drink.”

“Are you American?” he asked.

“How did you know?” the girls said.

“Lucky guess,” said the taxi driver. “How are you girls going to pay? I don’t see any money under those towels or even a credit card.”

“Money,” said Sindy. “I knew we forgot something!”

Cindy thought and thought.

“Maybe we could provide another service,” said Cindy.

“You mean like a favour?” asked the man.

“No, like we could give you something instead of money.”

“Like a drink of milk!” said Sindy. “It is ever so hot. You must be very thirsty!”

“If I was thirsty I’d have a beer,” said the taxi driver. “Now get out of my cab!”

“There’s no reason to be rude,” said Sindy. “All my passengers say I have the best breast milk they have ever tasted.”

She reached for the door but the driver quickly reached over and locked it.