Note: This is my first time writing and I hope you like it. I’d really like constructive criticism, but blind praise is okay. Please picture these characters as humans with animal ears/tails/hair color, because that’s what I intended them to be when I wrote it. Enjoy!!!!

Hello, my name is Miles Prower, but everyone calls me Tails. I know that I look kind of small on screen, but in reality we are all much taller. I am 18, 5′ 9 and weigh 128 pounds. I’m kind of skinny and have golden-white hair, but you’ve seen that. Everyone says we’re younger than we really are, but I can’t think of why. Maybe it’s because no one wants to put this into an anime. I recently realized that I’m gay, and that I have a crush on my best friend Sonic.

Sonic . . . . damn he’s hot. His velvety blue hair spikes up all over the place in a way that looks unbelievably gorgeous and sexy. He is 19, 5′ 11, weighs roughly 140, and has the best six-pack you’ve ever seen, even Knuckles is jealous of him. I don’t know when it happened, but after spending years by his side, fighting robots, having him snuggling up next to me in my plane, I realized that I was in love with him. This happened a year ago, and now I can’t stop thinking about him. He is my role model, my best friend, and my biggest sexual fantasy of all time. A first I jacked off to me doing Cream or something but now all I can think of is Sonic pounding me as fast as he can.

This was the best and worst moment of my life. I felt so happy because me and Sonic felt so . . so right, but I never though he was gay, or even into me for that matter. I mean, he had so many more fan girls than I ever would, and Sonic never gave me any reason to believe he was gay. But one day all my answers came to me from Amy. Amy is really 19, 5 ‘7, weighs 118 pounds, and has a rack any guy would want, even if it meant she came with them. The real reason she was so obsessed with Sonic was that they had a one-night stand an ever since she’s been in love with him. One night we (Knuckles, Cream, Shadow, Amy, Sonic, and I) were at a bar buying drinks (we looked like 21 year olds) when Amy started her usual shit about her and Sonic. We could tell that nothing could stop her this time. She had had a couple of drinks and was already upset that some other guy had tried to hit on her and Sonic didn’t say anything about it. She was really starting to get into it when she noticed that Sonic wasn’t even pretending to listen. Turning, she looked at the table Sonic was glancing at and was shocked to find him glancing at a table mainly consisting of really hot college guys and one or two girls who were definentely less impressive than Amy.

“Are you staring at those guys?!?! Tell me you were just daydreaming, that I checked the wrong table, that I haven’t been wasting years of my time on some FUCKING FAG!!” shouted Amy. She was in tears, people were staring, but she didn’t care. Amy realized the man she had loved for so long was never going to reciprocate her feelings, and it ruined her. “TELL ME YOU WEREN’T LOOKING THERE SONIC, PLEASE!!” Cream began to pull the sobbing girl out of the bar, but Amy managed to slap Sonic before Cream pulled her out. “I’m sorry . . ” mumbled Cream before shoving Amy through the doors. “I HATE YOU, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!!”

Everyone in the bar looked uncomfortably at Sonic before returning to their conversations, not wanting to dwell on the rants of a sad, drunken woman. “Um, we should go too” Knuckles muttered.