Let me just say that I am a married man. I have a lovely wife with one caveat – shortly after we were married I found out she was gang-banged by a few of her guy friends back in high-school.

Let me assure as well that this didn’t change the way I felt about her, only my commitment to staying monogamous. In other words, I get my fuck on when my wife ain’t looking.

I’ll be brief, because this is a true story, and such stories are always brief. There was this slutty, Jewish girl at my work. I know she had kids because I saw the pictures of them but I also knew she was either divorced or single because she had no ring. That being said she was a total bitch to me. Every time I would ask the old guy at work if he needed help moving boxes of files she would make a comment about ageism.

Well one day enough was enough. Let me just describe Anna first because she ain’t that bad at all. She has bombshell, brunette hair, giant tits, and a wide big caboose. I don’t know how old she is. She’s probably 35. I’m 25 by the way, in case you were wondering.

Well one day I am commenting on our representative at the bank and I say, “Remember the woman at the bank?” and Anna, like a mega-bitch, leans in and makes a weird coughing sound, ahem, and says, excuse me?

I give her a look of death because I’m confused. Then I realize that this bitch is mad cause i referred to our rep as “the woman,” instead of the “person,” as if I give two fucks.

Well I knew Anna was staying after work so I had a plan to shut this rabbi’s daughter up for good.

It was 5:00 pm – one half hour after work, when I entered Anna’s office – she had her own office of course, the princess always has her own office.

I noticed that every time I enter her office she looks straight at my crotch so I knew what was really going on with Anna.