Sinuosa, Planet of Female Aliens

The following is the document I received, relating the story of a previous document that its author in turn received…

Scrawled notes from my late colleague Blackwood were all I had to guide me. They existed only in a tattered leather-bound volume, chronicling in his own hand the final journey and his descent into sheer madness. A pity that he should have passed away in the behavioral health unit on his return to Earth without my having any opportunity to interrogate him regarding his adventures. And a pity that the authorities, fearing a similar fate that might await others, had dutifully hidden away his effects, including the crucial information contained in the leather-bound journal, that none might follow in his footsteps to certain demise.

The brief missive I received on his return contained feverish ramblings of a creature with polypous head and tentacles capable of bringing at least seven females to simultaneous orgasm, not to mention a curious zero-gravity Ferris wheel on which five or six of them could have sex at once, mouth to pussy, pussy to pussy, and so on grace of their fabulous commercial success at fabricating every clever variety of dildo imaginable. “There were twenty or thirty naked women to greet me, and they desired that I should become naked as well. Thus wonderful things did follow…” But I am getting ahead of the story.

Terrified that such an important and very scientific discovery might be lost, my professional drive would not rest unless I continued to demand the research papers I knew must exist, being so familiar with my good colleague’s penchant for exacting and descriptive records of all his travels. For the sake of human knowledge itself, for the sanctity of scholarly understanding of the universe, yea, for a meaningful and possibly deep and fluid connection as a human being with other races in the universe, to share the seeds of our technological wonder and the joy of stimulating companionship, my heated mind was burning to grasp what he had found.

The lawyers were expensive, but finally they paid off when the State reluctantly surrendered to me a cardboard box containing all that was left of his belongings. Including his journal.

And it was from his journal that I prized loose the coordinates to the exact planet upon which he had met his doom. In pursuit of the highest Socratic quest for truth, I could not allow such an exciting discovery to remain unprobed.

So I soon found myself in a spacecraft hurtling at many times the speed of light toward a distant galaxy, a barely noticeable dot in the night sky on Earth in spite of being many times the size of our own Milky Way.

It was to a certain planet orbiting a particular star in this distant galaxy that the valiant Blackwood had ventured, and where soon I would boldly fulfill my duty to mankind by experiencing in the flesh exactly what had driven my brave colleague into such a state. My body trembled with dread anticipation.

I passed my time in the chilly depths of space by reading Blackwood’s accounts:

The Planet of Sinuosa is inhabited by a dominant race of organisms, all of whom bear an astonishing resemblance to Earth females. Unlike the dominant race on Earth, however, they live in complete harmony with the local ecosystem and a healthy colorful biodiversity flourishes everywhere on the planet.

Historically, there were males of the same species also inhabiting the planet, but as often with males of a species they were lazy and exploitative. However, unlike on Earth they were the weaker sex, so once cloning became common, it was inevitable that a war would take place between the two genders. And given that men were the weaker both physically and intellectually, they were completely eliminated by the authoritarian hard-line lesbian regime.

The dominant race includes skin colors never seen on Earth. Deep red, blue, green, or purple are common, with hair in a like variety of shades, but with a sheen and richness of subtlety never seen on Earth, even with fancy dyes. In addition, the creatures are all exquisitely beautiful, and sometimes quite young in appearance although being many hundreds of Earth years old.

Their physique is quite similar to that of Earthly females, except that their bodies are naturally hairless, aside from their often spectacularly flowing headful of silky softness. Pubic hair is often though not always absent. One gets a feeling of reptilian smoothness, though the skin is soft and quite pleasant to caress, with an aroma that is compelling sexually even to the human male.

A mild ocean-proximate climate pervades the entire planet, similar to that of Hawaii on Earth. As a result of the benevolent meteorological outlook, clothes and body coverings are rare, although decorative bracelets, rings, tattoos, makeup, nail polish and so on to enhance sexual appeal are common. The alien organisms have evolved a sophisticated understanding of the principles of attraction related to the reproductive (or proto-reproductive) act, in sight, sound, smell, touch and taste, and they are quite competitive at displaying their superiority to others in that aspect.

There is a gestation period after birth coincidentally the same length of time as eighteen Earth years. During that period, the young creatures inhabit their own continent in which they are kept completely clothed and shielded from absolutely any suggestion of sexual innuendo or activity. This continent is named Innöcençîa . (There was a map in the journal) Inhabitants of Sinuosa are not keen on allowing others to land on this continent. Attempts to do so will result in death or worse.

But once the alien creature reaches adulthood, it migrates to the continent of Ŗibældiâ , where open sexuality with all is an accepted and indeed enforced cultural norm. It is common for these creatures to engage in erotic contact in the course of everyday activities. A very strict code of conduct requires citizens to stimulate those around them in many various ways, often as dictated in specific by their complex etiquette and tradition of manners, though free-form expressions are also common.

A Sinuosian will feel you are being impolite if you do not touch her sensuously with fingers, lips, or tongue, on her breasts or clitoris when you greet her, even during a random happenstance encounter on the street. If said stimulation happens to result in sufficiently elevated desire, it is only considered polite to engage in juicy carnal contact leading to climax as part of the greeting.