Sid caught the last bus out of Port Authority, the thought of a two and one half hour bus ride was not making him happy but he had no choice. With his car dead, it was this or a couple hundred for a hotel room in the city. Surprisingly, for as late as it was, the bus was packed, and he finally found a seat in the rear on the aisle next to an older well dressed guy.

Not much to do on a bus late at nigh except try and sleep, why did his car have to pick the middle of Manhattan as a place to fry the alternator. Sid had called his wife up in Sullivan County telling her he would be home if and when and would call her form the bus depot in Monticello.

Finally the bus pulled out headed for the Lincoln Tunnel and the first stops in Rockland County. Sid relaxed.

“Going far?” His seatmate asked.

“Monticello.’

“Don’t believe I have seen you on the bus before?” Came a second question as they headed northward.

“I normally drive, but my car broke down and can’t afford to stay overnight in the city.” By this time the bus had rolled through the tunnel and was traveling through North Jersey.

“Yeah, I can understand that. Well I ride the bus all the time, five days a week. It’s a little inconvenient but no parking hassles and no break downs.”

“Man I can hear that. It was kind of strange, after I got through with my business walked around Times Sq for a while to see what had changed, and wonder if I hadn’t done that if maybe the car wouldn’t have broken down.” Said Sid in rather a guilty manor.

“Nah, it would have broken down anyway.” Replied the man, “No use beating yourself up because you wanted to see a few porno loops before going home.”

“How’d you know that.” Was Sid’s astonished reply.

“Just a lucky guess.” Smirked the man, and then he leaned over and whispered in Sid’s ear: “Do you fool around?”

“Ah I don’t know what you mean.” Was Sid’s startled reply.

“Oh I think you do, no one notices anything on this bus, so its okay if you wanna eat me.”

“What the heck do you think I am, gay?”

“No we aren’t gay in that common meaning, but you have sucked a cock or two I can tell, and right now mine’s already for you.