Saturday in Turd Town Copyright © 2016 Jax_Teller

By Jax_Teller


Living in a remote part of the world has definite advantages and some distinct disadvantages. One disadvantage is that the nearest town to us 15 miles away survives on tourists to maintain the economy. So during the hunting and fishing seasons there are butt loads of jerk offs that show up in the most expensive cammo gear available at shoot at anything that moves no matter whos property they are on. I always wondered if it was tourist season why couldn’t we hunt them? But then again the town needed them to show up and leave their money behind.


Then there is the summer time fishing tournaments, and yet another bunch of yahoos who drag the city way out here, leaving a mess behind when they leave. The noise starts at six am with the sound of engines racing to get the the biggest fish. What the fuck ever. Well today was one of those days in the little town of BFE population 247. Going into town 12 miles away we usually see maybe 1 or 2 vehicles at most, today 8 coming out to the woods and lake roads. One more behind me coming into town too. I knew it was a turd because of the out of state license plate on the front and the fact that the asshole was weaving right on my bumper and wouldn’t pass not that there was room to pass. I did slow down in the two passing zones but he wouldn’t pass.


When we got into BFE the local businesses that usually looked like a ghost town, were open for business and had signs out along the main road, bringing the turds in. Ok what the fuck ever. It was the first Saturday of the month and the local Masons lodge had a breakfast, that I had decided was the right price, free, with a donation box. Well the place was busier than usual and the line was exceeding long but we endured. I wanted to take my children to the park and a friend staying with us was tagging along. The park was a Corps of Engineers park, complete with camping sites a public bath house and playground for the children right on the lake edge.


The park wasn’t particularly busy this early in the day and my friend was enjoying pushing my children around the different playground equipment. I watched the park as a parent does looking out for predators and trouble makers. What I saw was a woman with 2 tween aged children who had just been swimming, come out of the bath house. Her children were a little too old for the playground but were having fun never the less. The mom and I started talking as parents do when they are just watching their children. We had some common friends and she was a relative of my nearest neighbor who is a mile away. She had actually been to my place years ago when we were first building. Tami had came out as part of a group work party helping us clear fire breaks.


I decided to go take a shower at the bath house before I had to leave. I told Clair my friend I was going to shower and to keep an eye on the children. Tami said she’d walk over to the bath house with me because she’d forgot her shampoo in the shower stall. As we walked the hill to the bath house I could see under the edge of her towel she had wrapped around her that she had on bikini bottoms that were not much more than dental floss. Her hip sway let me know, she knew I was watching the hypnotic view of her perfect ass cheeks.


It was nice watching her butt wiggle and sway as she climbed ahead of me, which I was making sure not to get too far ahead of myself and the view. She was saying how blah blah blah, all I could focus on was her divine ass just a few feet ahead of me. When we got to the shower house I went on into the mens door and into the handicapped stall being it was empty as the rest of the bath house was and turned the water on. Frankly with Tami’s ass still on my mind I was planning on rubbing one off. The steam warmed the room quickly and I stripped down and sat of the bench letting the hot water soak over me.


I heard the door to the mens room open and the air pressure change that accompanied the opening door. I heard the sounds of someone walking over to the shower stalls and saw the feet out side the stall I was in.