Here’s the true part of my tale.
Hajnalka is a 40 year old Hungarian woman who has been living in the same shared house as me for about a year now, she has a nice body (34c tits, probably the same size hips) but she has a rather, how shall I say it?, boring face. Its not ugly but its not particularly pretty either, its not even plain! She has a tendency to stick her nose in the air like she’s royalty or something, she wears the same boring clothes day in day out and eats the most bland and tasteless food I’ve ever known and by God is she thick! Her grasp of even the most basic things leaves a lot to be desired and believe me I’m not joking.
She is also incapable of holding down a job (she’s had about 6 in the last year alone) as she is just so utterly useless (I heard that from one of our other housemates who used to work with her! I’ve also heard from another that she thinks getting up the duff will solve her problems!).

Now, to set the picture for my tale, she hasn’t had a proper job for the last 3 months, she’s fast running out of money and options. I run the internet in the house and she hasn’t paid me (its only a fiver a month) for nearly 5 months and I did agree to let her settle up when she got a job or if she’s got some spare cash. Unfortunately any spare cash she’s had has gone on plants and 2 new mattresses for her bed (she didn’t like the first one), so I decided to come up with a way she could pay, I just need to implement it! It is the basis for this story.

Now for the fantasy…

I call it:
Ride my cock and get free internet!

“Well the others are all up to date, I know I gave you some leeway as you don’t have a job but I can’t carry on doing that.” I told Hajnalka.

The dumb Hungarian bitch just stood there and stared at me blankly, my words not seeming to sink in. I sighed inside as I knew this was going to be a long conversation.
“But I have no money!” She stated for the umpteenth time “what am I to do?”
“Well, what are you prepared to do?”
“What do you mean?”
“Well, there must be some way you can pay it off.”
“I do not know what.”

Then it struck me, the perfect thing. I looked up and down her body, taking in the curve of her ass, her slim waist and the grapefruit sized lumps of her small breasts, true she was not the best looking (or brightest) woman I knew but she had a gorgeous body and I decided I wanted taste of it.

“OK,” I said “I’ll wipe off your debt if you do something for me.”
“What do you want?” She replied, her face as blank as her eyes.
“To put it simply,” I said “I haven’t had sex with anyone in over a year now,” I watched her face to gauge her understanding of where I was going with this, but there was none so I pressed on. “You can consider your debt covered if you have sex with me.”
“I don’t understand what you mean.” She said, a strange frown furrowed her brow.
“Its simple,” I told her, “We have sex, you do not have to pay for the internet for the last few months.”
She continued to look blankly at me, she still didn’t get it!
“If you let me fuck you, you do not have to pay!” I said, frustration getting the better of me.
“You fuck me and I not have to pay?” She asked
“Yes!” I said “You let me put my penis in your vagina and you do not have to pay anything!”
“Oh OK.”
“Well?”
“What?”
“Are you going to let me fuck you?”
“And I not have to pay money?”
“Yes!!!!”
“OK, I think.