Well, I thought my days of playing Monopoly were over when I left
my childhood behind. Was I ever surprized to find out how adults
can play the game.

I had been dating Steven for quite a while. One Friday night, he
called me and said, “Let’s go over to Matt’s for some beer and
Monopoly. There’ll be a few other couples — come on, it’ll be
fun.” Okay, okay, he twisted my arm. I had some work to do at
home, but a night out sounded really great.

We pulled up to Matt’s, and found about 4 other couples, all
laughing, drinking beer or wine, and having a great time. Matt
called out as we arrived, “Great, the party can really begin.
Steve and Max are here.” We got our drinks and all went into the
living room to gather around his Monopoly board. I still have a
hard time believing that I am here, playing a silly game on a
Friday night…..

Tim, a gorgeous tall blond with well honed muscles goes first.
Hey, wait a minute…. this isn’t the board I remember…. There
are some new spaces here — Plato’s Retreat? Wasn’t that a club in
New York? Lover’s Lane? The Clinic? What kind of game is this?
Tim lands on a space and draws a card. He laughs as he reads it,
and turns about five shades of red. He turns the card to the rest
of us, and reads it, “Kiss all the members of the opposite sex one
one of their favorite spots.” He turns to Alix, his girlfriend,
opens her blouse, and kisses her on the right tit. He kisses Judy,
a drop-dead knockout blonde, on her neck; kisses Stacy, a hot
little redhead on her earlobe, gives Kathy, a blue-eyed brunette a
long, deep probing kiss. Now it’s my turn. I don’t know this guy
very well, so I am very relieved when he just gives me an ordinary
kiss on the cheek. What kind of girl does he think I am??? Just a
kiss on the cheek after all these hot ones?

Alix goes next — “Demonstrate your favorite method of foreplay on
the person to your right”. That’s Tim, and way too easy. They
have been going together for years, so she just whips that huge
cock of his out and begins to stroke. All these strangers around,
I wonder what’s next. I notice that Matt has placed a laundry
basket nearby. I wonder what that’s for?

Steven is up next. He gets “Show off the ass of the lady on your
left, then kiss it”. He looks at me, pulls me to my feet and turns
me away from everybody. He slowly pulls my pants down just below
my ass, spreads my cheeks gently, and kisses my asshole! This game
is not what I remembered playing.

Now, my turn. My card reads, “Remove one article of clothing –
your choice – from the person on your right, and put it in the
discard basket.” An easy one for me, because Steven is on my
right. I have him remove his shirt. Not a big deal for him, he is
in his t-shirt, and quite happy to get to remove it by the excited
look on his face.

The game goes on. I have noticed that Matt has set aside some
cushions and wine.