PRICK TEASER

No – it’s not a little ole high school teenager—LOL It’s me —well it was this morning anyway. I went out early this morning and did my quite normal hiking of the conservation trails that we have here – Totally Naked – well not quite. I did have socks and a pair of hiking boots and a very light back pack that carries my water and other miscellaneous supplies. Things like a very light hiking shirt, a pair of black ladies “boy shorts”, K-Y Warming Gel and my cell phone. All the essentials one needs and nothing more.

Well I spent an enjoyable hour hiking and didn’t see anything except nature itself. Did the loop and came out of the woods onto the power line where I can see from one hill to the other all the way to the parking lot where I started. I saw that there was a car and a pickup. MMMM Here’s hoping someone is in the woods to my right in between here and there. Back into the woods on the hunt for cock. I hiked each one of those trails—nothing. Crisscrossed – doubled back on them on the hunt for warm bodies. If there was a dick in the woods I was determined to find it. Would have loved to cum across 2 guys getting it on –can you imagine ? I mean just how long do you think I could stand there naked, stroking a hard on while watching 2 unsuspecting guys doing blow jobs or better yet someone getting fucked? “Hello-is this a private party or can anyone join in?” Hey a guy can hope can’t he?

I had my cell phone with me -so I checked the time. Damn out of time-have to get to the truck and hit the road with about 5 minutes to spare. When I got to the parking lot-no car-not truck- but there were a couple electric utility trucks setting up for work on the lines. Now there was a light colored midsize SUV parked across the street with just the driver in it. He pulled forward on the street-turned around and came into the parking lot. My anxiety started to build. I took my royal ass time getting my keys out of the hiding spot on the passenger side hoping against hope that he was going to pull in with nasty intentions. He did. He backed in with his passenger side door about 6’ from my driver’s door.