Picket Fences
Maxine’s Circus Investigation

by one of my fave authors:
David Oberman
d_ober…@hotmail.com
Part One

Deputy Maxine (Max) Stewart:
Lauren Holly
Peter Dreeb:
Michael Anderson
Kimberly Brock:
Holly Marie Combs (16-year-old)
Doctor Jill Brock:
Kathy Baker
Sheriff Jimmy Brock:
Tom Skerritt
Deputy Kenny Lacos:
Costas Mandylor

From episode: “MR. DREEB COMES TO
TOWN”

Welcome to Rome, Wisconsin, a rather
quaint little town that normally
wouldn’t draw anybody’s attention.
Unfortunately for the residents of this
small community, it seemed to be a
magnet for unusual happenings.

The small town has been a host to a
number of unusual characters. A town
coroner that keeps hoping to come
across unexplainable deaths in the
hopes of getting his findings published
in a journal. A priest that is found
to be a crossdresser. The main defense
lawyer is an old Jewish man by the name
of Douglas Wambaugh. And we mustn’t
discount a rambunctious judge, Judge
Henry Bone, an old man who, in his own
way, brings about justice for the
citizens of this quiet hamlet.

The man responsible for law enforcement
to the town is Sheriff Jimmy Brock. A
married man of fifty with three
children of his own and married to the
town doctor. His wife, Doctor Jill
Brock, is the doctor that a vast
majority of the town goes to see for
them medical needs.

Their oldest child, Kimberly Brock, is
sixteen-year-old who has already done
some experimentation of her own about
sex. Once, when a girlfriend stayed
overnight, they had a lesbian fling to
see what it was like to do it with
another girl.

Unfortunately for Kimberly, her two
stepbrothers had planted a bug in her
room. They managed to hear everything
that went on that night. That led to
weeks to teasing on their part. Though
she isn’t a professed lesbian, she
didn’t find the experience all that
unpleasant.

Two of Sheriff Brock’s most trusted
deputies, Maxine Stewart and Kenny
Lacos, have also had their share of
strange stories. Kenny has had many
relationships, each stranger than the
previous.

His latest fling was when he was dating
a pair of identical eighteen-year-old
twins at the same time. For weeks,
people complained of his philandering
down the streets with both girls in his
arms.

As for Deputy Maxine Stewart, Max to
everyone, she has had a number of
unsuccessful relations over the years,
including having her therapist having a
crush on her, or her dating the new
black District Attorney. But her
strangest relationship still has to be
when she dated Peter Dreeb, and this is
the story I will recount for you today.

These are but a few samples of the
characters of Rome, Wisconsin.

Kenny and Max pulled over an elephant
one day. A circus midget, by the name
of Peter Dreeb had stolen the elephant,
Big John, from the circus. Mayor Bill
Pugen stood up for elephant rights.
The 40-year-old midget is arrested for
stealing the humongous animal. He was
convinced that the elephant was being
abused by the circus he worked for.

Judge Bone called for an evidentiary
hearing. Later, the elephant falls
over and Dr. Jill Brock, the wife’s
Sheriff says that the large animal was
constipation. She proceeded to give
Big John an enema and everything is all
right. Through all of this, the mayor
is there campaigning and has his
picture taken with Jill.

After the trial, Peter asks Deputy
Sheriff Maxine Stewart, everybody
called her Max, if she would go out to
dinner with him on a date. At first,
the five-foot, five inch woman wasn’t
considering the invitation from the
three-foot tall man seriously. That’s
why the 27-year-old Deputy surprised
herself when she agreed to go out with
the diminutive older man. When she
agreed to go out with him, Peter pulled
up a chair and kissed her. At only
three feet in height, he was so much
shorter than she was, his face came up
level with her crotch.

The midget took the ravishing young
Deputy to dinner in the fanciest
restaurant he could find in the small
community. For this date, Max dressed
really nicely with a short dress with a
low cleavage to show off her tits. She
didn’t treat Peter like a charity date,
which the midget appreciated, but
rather as any other date she might have
had.

After their date, Max invited Peter to
her apartment and things really got
strange for her. Before she knew it,
Peter had his face under her short
dress and was munching on her thong
panties. Once again, the redheaded
Deputy was surprised by her behavior.
She didn’t try to stop him, in fact,
she crushed his face harder in her
groin.

As Peter was tugging at her panties,
Max was puling open her silk blouse,
popping buttons in her haste. Holding
on to the midget’s head, she pulled him
along with her towards her bedroom and
fell across her bed, spreading her legs
apart. Peter eagerly jumped on the bed
as he ripped at his own clothing.

“Oh fuck Peter, I don’t know what I’m
doing here,” Max gasped. “I… I don’t
usually do this on a first date.”

“Relax, Max,” the midget told her as he
unbuckled his belt and loosened his
pants. “You won’t regret this, I
swear.”

Max was getting so horny from Peter’s
earlier cunnilingus that she tried
helping him take his pants off.

“Oh, my, God!” She exclaimed as she
finally freed his rock-hard cock.

Peter Dreeb, despite his diminutive
stature was sporting an impressive foot
long hard-on. The sight of that cock
was ridiculous on such a small body,
but Max only smiled as she stared
hungrily at it.

“Told you, you wouldn’t regret it,”
Peter told her with a wide grin. “I
always laugh at myself when women
reject me whenever I ask them out,
because I know what they’re missing out
on. I’m glad you weren’t that kind of
girl.”

Peter dove on top of her prone body and
glided up until his cockhead nestled in
her fiery red bush. This is the part
he loved most, whenever he got to fuck
a ‘normal’ woman, his face would be
buried between their breasts as he
fucked them. This was one of things he
liked best about being a midget.

“Jesus, Peter,” Max moaned. “What are
you waiting for, bury that fucker in
me!”

Mustering all of his strength, putting
the full weight of is body behind it,
the circus midget plunged half his cock
into her clenching pussy on his first
attempt, quickly pulling back and
shoving it back in with more
determination.

“Ungh!” Max grunted as she felt the
wide shaft trying to fit inside her
tight pussyhole. “Do it… ungh! Fill
me with… ungh! Fill me with your
fucking pole, Peter. I want… I want to
feel you all the way inside.”

“Only too happy to oblige, ungh!”
Peter grunted as he lifted himself up
and let his whole weight drive the full
length of his cock into her.

“Ooooh! Fuck, Peter,” Max groaned.
“I’ve… I’ve never been filled like
this… before.”

“Hang on, Max,” he told her, mumbling
from within her cleavage. “The best is
yet to come.”

With years of practice, Peter began
humping his long pecker in and out of
her. Max would have thought that his
small size would have hampered such
acrobatics, but the circus man knew
exactly how to fuck with his cock. Now
that he had his rhythm well
established, he buried his face in her
cleavage and began suckling first one
nipple, then moved on to the other.

“Oh, God!” Max moaned. “Damn, Peter,
you’re good. It’s been soooo long
since I had a decent lover.”

“You mean a decent fucker, don’t you?”
He said with a laugh.

“Yes, that too,” Max laughed along with
him as she crushed his mouth over her
stiff nipple.

Max still couldn’t believe the
disproportionate size of Peter’s cock.
How could a three-foot tall man have a
foot long penis. If she hadn’t’ seen
it for herself, she would have thought
it was a cartoon caricature. But her
cock-filled pussy told her that it was
all too real.

Peter Dreeb did in fact have such a
tool. Maxine eagerly wrapped her
athletic legs around his tiny body and
pulled him deeper inside her womb,
wanting to feel every scrumptious inch
inside her.

Max loved feeling Peter’s teeth on her
tits as he bit down on her stiff
nipples. Why, even his deformed midget
hands were a new experience that only
excited her more. It almost felt as if
she was being taken by a beast, some
deformed wild animal.

Not having as many sexual contacts as
the smallish man would like, he had a
large load to offer the slender
redheaded Deputy. This was one benefit
of being forced not to have sex because
of tall women’s bigotry, those that
accept his invitation are immediately
conquered by his prowess in bed.

“God, Peter,” Max groaned under him.
“I think… I think I’m gonna cum! Oh,
God, Peter! I’m cumming! Cumming!
CUMMMIIIIINNNNNGGGGG!” She shrieked as
she exploded in the best orgasm of her
young life.

But Peter Dreeb was nowhere near
cumming himself. He had learned at a
very young age how to hold off from
shooting in a woman. His cock was
still as hard as ever and he just kept
pumping his shaft in Max’s juicy pussy.

“I’m going to make you beg me to stop,
Maxine,” he grunted up to her face.
“Before we’re through tonight, you’ll
never find another man’s cock to your
liking.”

“Oh yes, Peter,” Max moaned. “Make me
yours. I’ll do whatever you want, just
fuck me, honey.”

Peter grinned at the knowledge that he
had conquered yet another horny giant.
He wrapped his bulgy finger around each
of Max’s tits and squeezed them until
she groaned from the pain. He would
then clamp his teeth over one of her
nipples and crush it until she begged
him to stop.

The pain inflicted to her breast
accentuated Max’s libido into another
powerful orgasm, which almost caused
her to throw the diminutive man off her
bed so violently she shook.

“CUUMMMMIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG!” Max
shrieked at the top of her lungs as
Peter unloaded his heavy load of jism
inside her.

“Fuck, girl,” Peter grunted from his
exertion. “Been a while since I got
this good a lay.”

“Really?” Max said breathlessly. “But
you’re such a good fucker.”

“Yeah, but only the pure of heart get
to taste me,” he grinned.

“Speaking of taste,” Max’s eyes
twinkled. “Don’t mind if I do.”

With that, she turned herself around,
tossing Peter on his back and began
licking her own cum off his still rock-
hard cockshaft. She still couldn’t get
over how well endowed the midget man
was. She energetically ran her tongue
one side of his cock, and then moved to
the other in an attempt to clean her
mess off him.

“Oh, yeah, Maxie,” he moaned in
pleasure. “Keep doing that. You’re
one fine slut, you know that.”

She smiled up at him with her eyes, as
she never relented licking his cock.
Then she moved up to its tip, and
opening her mouth as wide as she could,
she sucked in the thick cockhead past
her lips.

For the next few hours, the midget used
his sexual prowess to pleasure Maxine
in ways she never would have dreamed
possible. Once, maybe even twice, Max
was pretty sure that she might have
passed out from the shear pleasure of
the orgasm that hit her.




Part Two

The next morning, loud pounding at her
door woke Maxine up and she stumbled
out of her bed, still naked. She put
on her short silk kimono, which barely
covered her cum dripping crotch and
made her way to the door.

“Max! Max, you in there?” She could
hear her partner, Deputy Kenny Lacos
yell through the closed door.

Too tired to think clearly, she opened
the door and leaned half-dazed outside
the doorway.

“Max, what’s up with you?” Kenny asked
her before noticing her state of
undress.

Kenny hastily dragged her back inside
Max’s home and closed the door behind
them.

“What do you think you’re doing?”
Kenny asked.

“Wha… what is it to you?” Max replied
defensively.

“Your job for one thing,” Kenny said.
“I covered you with Jimmy, but you’re
already an hour late. I’m not taking
the fall for you Maxie.”

“An hour!” Max’s eyes popped upon
suddenly. “Oh shit! I must have
overslept, sorry Kenny. Give me a
minute and I’ll get into uniform.”

“Maybe you should take a shower first,”
Kenny suggested.

“Why?” Max asked in surprise.

“Not to be ungentlemanly like, but you
smell like a whore Maxie,” Kenny said
with a grin as his eyes caught a
dribble of jism along her calf.

“Yeah, I do smell a bit raunchy,” she
laughed. “Give me a few minutes, will
ya.”

“Sure, take your time,” Kenny said.
“I’ll radio in that we’re taking a
break.”

Just as Kenny is about to call the
Police dispatcher, Peter comes walking
out of Maxine’s bedroom wearing nothing
but his shorts.

“Oh, hi Deputy Lacos,” Peter said.
“You seen Maxine around?”

“She… she’s in the shower,” Kenny
pointed towards the washroom with a
finger. “Did… you two didn’t…”

“Do the deed. Bang the drums. Fuck
the night away,” Peter said with a
grin. “You betcha!”

“MAX!” Kenny called out.

Maxine came rushing out in a wet towel
and skid to a halt as she came face to
face with the two men.

‘Oh shit,’ she thought.

“What were you thinking?” Kenny said,
pointing at the diminutive man. “He’s
a criminal waiting for trial and you’re
the arresting officer. Do you know how
this is gonna look in court?”

“I don’t think he’s guilty of anything,
Kenny,” Max said, defending herself.
“Besides, what’s so wrong about going
out with him.”

“What’s wrong? What’s wrong?” Kenny
couldn’t believe his ears. “Just look
at him Max. He’s… he’s a fucking
midget for god sakes.”

“Kenny Lacos,” Max stared at him,
stunned at his bigotry. “I’ll have you
know that he’s much more than a…
midget,” she paused as she looked down
at her diminutive lover. “Peter Dreeb
is also a great lover.”

Kenny’s eyes rolled into their sockets
at hearing his partner be so blunt
about the fact that she screwed with a
midget.

“I give up,” he raised his hands in
abject surrender. “Get changed so we
can go to work. And you,” he pointed a
finger at Peter. “Be at the courtroom
for your hearing on time.”

“Sure, yes sir, anything you say, sir,”
Peter bowed in mock servitude.

He had heard this kind of treatment all
his life, he was only glad that Maxine
Stewart didn’t suffer from such ‘short-
sightedness’. As Max passed him,
heading back to her bedroom, he snuck
his tiny hands under her wet towel and
pinched her still aroused clitoris in
plain sight of Kenny.

“Peter, stop that,” Max squealed in
obvious thrill of his playing with her
clit that way.

Kenny scowled at the tiny man, his
anger apparent in his eyes. Peter
rather enjoyed playing with people’s
bigotry in this way any chance he got.

Max quickly emerged as she struggled to
buckle her gun belt and joined Kenny at
the door, but not before frenchkissing
the small man.

“See you later?” She asked.

“Wouldn’t want it any other way,” Peter
returned the kiss, his tongue
languishing in her mouth.




Part Three

A few hours later, Peter Dreeb appeared
before Judge Henry Bone on the charge
of stealing the elephant from a nearby
circus. He was glad to see Max
standing in the back of the courtroom
in moral support of is cause.

“Douglas Wambaugh for the midget, your
honor,” the old Jewish lawyer
announced.

“Shut up!” The Judge responded
sternly, never having much patience for
the old man’s legal shenanigans.

“Your honor,” Peter Dreeb said as he
stood, his head barely clearing the
defense table. “All I wanted to do was
save Big John…”

“Who’s Big John?” The Judge
interrupted.

“The elephant, Judge,” Douglas Wambaugh
interjected.

“And how did you intend on saving this…
Big John?” The Judge asked.

“Well, you see your judgeship,” Peter
continued. “Back at that circus, he
was being terribly abused. So I took
it upon myself to rescue him.”

“And do you have any proof that this
animal was being abused in any way?”
The Judge asked.

“Well, nothing I could show you or the
courts, no,” Peter admitted.

“Unless you can present proof to
justify your actions here, I’ll have to
find you guilty,” Judge Bone told the
diminutive man.

“If it pleases the court, Judge Bone,”
Max spoke out from the back of the
room.

“Listen to her, Judge,” Wambaugh shot.
“She knows my client inside and out.”

Max blushed at the obvious inference to
her sexual relationship with Peter.
Kenny tried to stop her, but she pulled
her arm out of his grasp.

“Yes, Deputy Stewart,” Judge Bone
recognized her immediately.

“Since Bil… since Mr. Dreeb as laid
charges of animal abuse. Wouldn’t it
be appropriate for the Sheriff’s
department to investigate the matter
first before you make any decision in
this case?” She was reaching for an
excuse to keep Peter out of jail.

“Mmm, I see your point,” Judge Bone
admitted with a smile. “Fine, this
case is held over for one week so the
police can investigate further.”

Peter walked up to Max and smiled.

“Thanks, Max,” he told her, pinching
her ass in the process. “I didn’t
think of gathering proof that Big John
was abused when I took him. Guess I
should have thought of that. But what
can you do about it now.”

“You leave it up to me, stud,” she
smiled.




Part Four

“What’s the big idea implicating my
department in an investigation, Max,”
Jim Brock was yelling at the pretty
redheaded Deputy.

“C’mon, Jimmy,” Max replied. “You love
animals as much as the next guy, and if
what Mr. Dreeb says is true, then we
have to investigate. If for no other
reason than to convict him.”

She played his man of justice card
beautifully, giving him a winning
scenario no matter what the outcome of
the investigation. But Max was sure
that her investigation would vindicate
Peter.

“Okay, okay,” the Sheriff finally
conceded. “And just how do you plan on
carrying out this investigation.”

“I was thinking of maybe going over to
the circus tonight undercover as a
spectator,” Max suggested.

“Not bad,” Jimmy admitted. “But a
single woman at a circus… mmmm, you’ll
look too out of place.”

“What if I had a younger sister with
me?” Max tossed in.

“You don’t have a younger sister,”
Kenny reminded her.

“I could take Kimberly along with me,”
Max added.

“My… my daughter,” Jimmy stammered.
“You want to take my daughter in an
undercover operation.”

“Oh, c’mon Jimmy,” Max turned to him.
“What can happen? After all, she asked
me to be the subject of a school
report. Something about women in male
dominated jobs. This would help her as
much as give my cover credence.”

“I don’t know,” Jimmy was giving it
serious thought. “I’ll have to clear
this with Jill first. And if it’s okay
with her, then okay.”

“Jimmy, you can’t be serious,” Kenny
objected. “I’ll be Max’s date, that
should be good enough.”

“Not if I’m to snoop around, it isn’t,”
Max threw in. “I can work better if
I’m alone. I can do it, Jimmy,
honestly. And I won’t let anything
happen to Kimberly, I swear.”




Part Five

That evening, after another fuck
session with Peter, Max got as much
information from him as to where to
look for evidence. At eight o’clock,
Max arrived at the Sheriff’s home and
knocked on the Brocks back door and
picked up her ‘sister’ for the night.

So as to maintain her cover story of
two sisters going to the circus
together, Max had picked a loose dress
cut above the knees. She liked this
particular dress because of its light
material. In a stiff breeze it would
bellow up like a parachute, but tonight
there was hardly any wind, so she
didn’t think there would be a problem
wearing something like this.


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“Gee, thanks, Max,” Kimberly smiled at
the young Deputy. “How did you ever
convince dad to let me tag along on a
police investigation.”

“We women got our ways,” she smiled
mischievously. “But seriously, this
won’t be anything dangerous and your
father knows that.”

“So, what are you investigating?”
Kimberly asked, taking out her
notebook.

“We’re looking into allegations of
animal abuse at a circus near town,”
she told the teenaged girl.