Episode IV
Of the Adventures of John and Holly

Part 43: The Day is Here

It seems so strange that this day is here. It’s one of those days that always seem to be so far in the future that you don’t want to even think about it. Now that it is actually here, it seems like no big deal at all. It was the same in high school. The anticipation leads up to it, then it happens, and you wonder what all the fuss is about. College graduation day is today. Here I stood looking in the mirror at the person looking back at me, wearing the blue cap and gown, with the golden tassel. Holly walked into the bedroom, from the bathroom. I watched her in the mirror, her gown flowing in the way it was meant to. “I can’t believe this” I said. “What” Holly asked. “It’s all over” I said “think about all the stuff we did these four years”. “Well, we met here, we fell in love here” I said, until Holly interjected “We fucked a lot, we had threesomes, foursomes, we made pornos, went to Hollywood, lived with two lesbians for three years, and had too many adventures to count involving many people”. “That too” I said. Holly started giggling. “What?” I asked her. “Remember Rachel” She said. I laughed and just nodded my head.

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“What?!?” I heard Holly say in disbelief into the phone. “How?” she asked. “Wh…but…how do we…okay” Holly said, I only heard her half of the conversation. Holly came back and sat down on the couch next to me. We had been watching TV before the phone rang. “Who was it?” I asked her. “Rachel” She said. “Rachel the quasi porn star Rachel?” I said, referring to her short stint as a character in one of our original movies. “The same Rachel” Holly said. “Well” I said, trying to get the information out of her, just as she wanted me to. “She has a little problem with her new roommate” Holly said. “What kind” I asked, “Well they just don’t really get along” Holly said. “She wants us to help her get rid of her” Holly said. “I must have missed a memo, We’re hitmen now?” I asked jokingly. “No…but we are awfully good at making loud noises” Holly said.

The smirk on her face, accompanied by the content of her remarks was amazingly sexy. “If I recall correctly, its you that makes most of the noises.” I said. “Yes but it would be hard for me to be at the top of my game without you” she said. “Ohh I’m sure you could fake it” I said sarcastically. “You know…I’ve never tried” Holly said, seriously. “Really?” I said, that caught my attention. “Never?” I said. She shook her head, “You’ve never faked it?” I said still trying to believe her. “You should have more confidence in your skills” Holly said. “Well, I am the master,… but never?!” I asked. “Yes never” Holly said, shaking her head exaggeratedly. After a short pause, “What good does it do for a girl to fake an orgasm? I mean, if you ain’t getting it done, then she isn’t happy. Then by faking it the guy thinks whatever he was doing was good. It teaches bad skills. It doesn’t make any sense” Holly explained. Wow, what a woman I have. “Well I can tell you one thing that I do know…I have never faked an orgasm” I said. “That would be pretty impressive if you could” Holly said. “True, might be hard to fake the jizz splattering” I said. “So what did Rachel have in mind?” I asked.

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Holly drove over to what was her home less than a year ago. Rachel met us out front. The three of us walked into the dorm and up to the third floor. “Oh and act drunk” Rachel said to both of us as she got her key out. It was only three a.m. on a Saturday night. Rachel unlocked the door, and we walked into the small dorm room in darkness. Her roommate, Leslie, was prone to going to bed quite early, and was in bed when we walked in. Act drunk, Act drunk, I kept thinking “Hey! This isn’t where I parked my car!” I said loudly, stealing a line. Rachel turned on the lights to the awakening Leslie.