Episode IV
Of the Adventures of John and Holly

Part 38: Dream Theatre

Holly and I were just getting back into the ‘swing’ of things, when I got an e-mail from our old friend in the porn industry Jerry Spencer. I don’t know if you have heard about this, but there was an AIDS scare in the porn industry. It seems someone tested positive and so the whole industry is shut down so that everyone can get tested. This is a terrible situation that has many worried people awaiting important life threatening test results. But it also means that there is no new porn coming out for some time. Porn is a multi-billion dollar a year industry. This means that everyone and there uncle is scrambling to find new material, so what was simply amateur porn, is now the only game in town. This is a huge economic opportunity if there ever was one. “Hey Holly” I shouted, sitting at the computer, realizing all the implications. We don’t need to go anywhere to do this…We couldn’t leave its fall of our junior year. But I have editing software that I am somewhat proficient at. We have two pretty good cameras that I bought way back when we first made porn. We have many many friends that could help…and not to mention a leading lady that anyone would like to see in a porn. “Yeah?” Holly asked, walking into the room. “Look at this” I instructed, pointing at the screen.


Holly took a minute to read the e-mail. Then she turned and looked at me, eyes wide. She had already made the leap that I had. “We should have been filming everything for years now” Holly said. “We would be billionaires” I said, jokingly. “We could be now” She said seriously. “So we make more videos, send ‘em to Jerry and we’re in the money” Holly asked me. “Yeah” I said. “What are we waiting for?” Holly asked. “umm…Well we need stories don’t we?” I asked her. “Like plots and stuff…no I don’t think we really need to.” Holly said. “Okay, but what about porn star names” I asked. “We could just present it as what it is, but I don’t know about names” Holly said. “It’s…I think it’s the name of your first pet, and the first street you lived on makes your porn name” I said. “Is that true” Holly asked. “I don’t know, I’ve heard that somewhere though” I said. “Then I would be Brittany Jefferson” Holly said. “I would be… Ted Oak” I said. Holly laughed. “You would be wood” Holly said, laughing still. “So should we get Stephanie and Sandy in on this?” I asked Holly. “Yeah”

Steph and Sandy were out shopping, but when they came back we told them all about it. “I would be …Brandy…Brandy Garfield” Stephanie said. Holly laughed again. We all looked at her, not getting it.