Tonight was one of those nights that drove me to the brink of insanity. The whole world seemed to be conspiring against me. It wasn’t the big things like the fact that I was fighting with my girlfriend over God knows what, it’s gotten to the point where I didn’t even know anymore, nor that my $25 cigar ran so bad that I could hardly smoke any of it. No, it wasn’t just the big things but the little things as well, I lost $2 to my roommate in poker which doesn’t seem like a lot but when you take into consideration that we were playing with pennies, nickels and dimes that adds up to a metric shit ton of lost hands. My team lost the first game of the NBA play offs and if they don’t get their shit together that will be another $20 down the drain. Tonight just wasn’t my night. That is until I decided to take out my trash.
The closest dumpster to my dorm is about 2 minutes walking distance, and is near one of the student parking lots. As I threw away my garbage I could hear a girl who was obviously drunk yelling into her phone. “You stupid FUCK… You left me in the wrong parking lot. My dorm is across campus and S.E.P.S has stopped running.” I’m not sure what the acronym S.E.P.S stands for but it is a shuttle system on campus that will pick you up from anywhere on campus and drive you anywhere else on campus. She continued to scream into her phone, “I don’t want to walk across campus by myself ass-hole!” there was a pause and apparently the person on the other end said something she didn’t like because with one last “Fuck you” she slammed her phone shut.
By this time I had moved closer to investigate the situation a little further. The screaming girl was in the standard clubbing night garb, a little black dress that barely covered her ass and allowed for some amazing cleavage, fuck me pumps and judging by the rest of her outfit, nothing else. I tried be as inconspicuous as I could as I walked away and tried not to act as if I had been eves dropping on her phone call. “Excuse me!” I kept walking like I hadn’t heard her. “Hey! Excuse me!” I stopped and turned around. “I live at The Gates and don’t want to walk over there by myself, do you mind?” The Gates was the upscale apartment style dorms all the way on the other side of campus which was about 20 to 25 minutes walking depending on how fast you walked.
I agreed in hopes that I might get to look at her a little longer because she was one sexy girl and had a nice set on tits on her. She introduced herself to me as Kim and I to her as Tyler. After a short introduction and 2 minutes of small talk we set off on our trek across campus. Before we even made it out of the parking lot she requested to stop for a second and took off her pumps.