Billy and Lisa are slowly getting drunk on a Saturday night. They have been best friends since freshman year at college. Now 3 years later, they know each other very well. Oddly, neither has ever shared anything about their romantic lives with the other. Lisa is a stunning blonde at 5’5”, nice D cup breasts, a small shapely ass, blue eyes and a model smile. Billy has an athletic build, despite never playing any team sports, about 5’10” with sandy hair, and light brown eyes. They are sitting at a small table in Bobby’s studio apartment, a place they hang out a lot in.

Lisa: Why don’t you ever talk about girls, do you like them?

Billy: I like girls, and You never talk about boys!

Lisa: I like them, but… I uhhh have issues dating

Billy: How can you have issues? You are freaking beautiful.

Lisa: Well, so are you, and you never date

Billy: I have my reasons.

Lisa (Taking a big swig from her beer) You have reasons and I have issues we make a great team

Billy (Laughs and take a big swig too); We have been friends a long time now, people has said we are dating you know

Lisa: Yea, I heard that too. Why haven’t you asked me out?

Billy: Reasons, I would love to date you but I have my reasons.

Lisa: I would love to date you too. But I am afraid you would not like me anymore if we did

Billy: (getting curious) How can you say that?

Lisa: (Taking a big swig and a deep breath) You have been my best friend for a long time now, *sigh* I can’t ever have real sex. (and she starts sobbing)

Billy: What do you mean?

Lisa: (Between sobs) I can’t have intercourse. I was born different, I have no vagina. There is no opening. It looks normal on the outside. (Starts crying harder)

Billy: (Starts to laugh) All this time…….

Lisa: (Now getting super mad) Why are you laughing?

Billy: I was born different too. I have a micro penis. It is not even long enough to have real sex.

Lisa: (stopping crying) Really?

Billy: Yes, Does anything feel good to you?

Lisa: I touch myself and can cum. What about you?

Billy: Me too. It works, it is just really small.

Lisa: How small?

Billy: (Holding up his pinky) About to here (Points to just under his nail)

Lisa: Wow, that is small. I mean since I was young and knew what was wrong with me, I never dated, so I have never seen one in person, but I, you know watched things online

Billy: And you look normal, but have this problem?

Lisa: Yea, until I open it up, then I only have a little hole where I pee through

Billy: The one girl I ever showed it too, laughed at me, so I never tried again.