To: Ron
From: F&G
Re: Re: Harry. Ginny

Bugger.

To: Gryffindor Tower (All)
From: Fred & George Weasley
Re: Our Little Sister
URGENT: Anyone seen Ginny?

To: Fred & George Weasley
From: Ron
Re: Re: Our Little Sister

Well?

To: Ickle Ronniekins
From: Fred & George Weasley
Re: Re: Re: Our Little Sister

Nothing. Nada. Zip.

She’s probably in Hogsmeade already. Yeah. Like a regular Weasley would, leading us on to think she’s snogging Harry, when actually she’s laughing her ass off at us.

She’d do that to us.

-F&G

To: Fred & George Weasley
From: Ron
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Our Little Sister

Delusional, much?

Think back, dear brothers, to our sister’s FIRST Valentines Day at Hogwarts.

Now, tell me, if you were Ginny, what would YOU do?

Drive your brothers insane with innuendo

Snog Harry, and drive your brothers insane.

Well?

-Ron

To: Fred & George Weasley
From: Lee Jordan
Re: Re: Our Little Sister
Just popped by the area of the photo shoot. Very secure, and Dumbledore himself said that only authorized people are allowed in, to protect Harry and crew’s dignity.

Tell me, what kind of dignity can a man have if his bits are being splattered across hundreds of thousands of calendars for sales worldwide?

What am I missing?

-Lee

To: Lee Jordan
From: Fred & George Weasley
Re: Re: Re: Our Little Sister

Just a guess, but probably another 2 in.

– Gred & Forge

To: Harry Potter
From: Snuffles the Adorable Grim
CC: Mooney
Re: Photo-Daze

So, Harry, how’d it go?

To: Snuffles
From: R. Lupin
CC: Harry Potter
Re: Re: Photo-Daze

They only just started taking pictures, you git. It’s scarcely past morning tea. I expect this will be a near full day for Harry.

But, that’s beside the point… the “Adorable Grim”? What kind of flowers ARE you sniffing?

-Remus

To: Moony
From: Snuffles the Adorable Grim
CC: My Godson
Re: Re: Re: Photo-Daze

What? I’m a cute dog. I have it on good authority!

Harry- I’m not at all frightening, am I? I mean, I’m lovable as a stray mutt, right?

– Snuffles

To: Snuffles
From: R. Lupin
CC: Harry Potter
Re: Re: Re: Re: Photo-Daze

You’re the size of a small pony, and you think you’re a cuddly little fluff-ball? Obviously your meals have been laced with something lately.

– Remus

To: Moony
From: Snuffles
CC: Harry Potter
Re: PMS, Much?

Let me guess, it’s that time of the month for you?

– Snuffles

To: Remus Lupin, Snuffles
From: Harry Potter
Re: Re: PMS, Much?

Kids, each to your corner.