I can honestly say that this is quite possibly the first time I’ve felt sexually awkward. The events leading up to what will be explained in this tale will not in any way shout “you shoulda seen this coming, Kin!”, but all in all, this was a very odd situation and I wish to talk about it. My therapist even said it was okay, so I’m guessing somewhere in this I should feel some catharsis…some dirty, sexy catharsis.

First, details I guess. My name…well…let’s call me Kincaid. I’m your typical nerdy guy. I’m about 5’10” and I’ve always been a big guy. It runs in my family. See, everyone I’m related to is built like a biker. We’re all chunky, but under that bit’o’flab is pure muscle. The guy who grabbed my mother’s arm on Black Friday wasn’t expecting that. I’m getting off track already, I apologize…
Right, details. I have brown hair and grey eyes. My lookers are probably my best feature. I’ve never really liked anything else body-wise, so they’re kinda the only thing I like besides one OTHER thing…

Anyway, on with this story…
A while back I was having some personal issues. I was forgetting long spans of time, getting into arguments, blacking out and then later learning I was just in an angry rage. It took one really serious event to kick me in the ass and snap me out of that funk.