Sharon Sampson was looking through the Adult classifieds of the newspaper one evening and noticed an ad from one of the
new training centers that had just opened. It was obviously directed toward husbands and fathers.

The ad read “If you and your children are tired of being bossed around by your nagging wife, or if you need to get rid
of her because you have something younger in mind, give us a call. For a reasonable fee, we will take her off your
hands and put her through our rigorous training program, after which she will be assigned new responsibilities in the
service of mankind.”

The gorgeous 30 year old blonde had no idea what the training program was all about, so she asked her husband Scott if
he knew.

“Yeah, one of the guys at work used it and he was completely satisfied with it. He hasn’t given me any details about it
yet.”

Sharon was mystified but she didn’t pursue it any further.

Every day when Sharon looked through the Adult section of the newspaper the same ad was always there. However, one day
she noticed that the ad was circled, with a note next to it saying “Call!” When she asked her husband about it he told
her he was simply planning on finding out what the training program was all about so he could fill her in on it.

One night Scott brought home a beautiful young girl from work.

“Honey, this is Cheryl. She just started working for us and she’s from out of state.