For 30 years I have worked in the same mall. 5 Years ago I became the mall manager, as the previous guy died. My wife doesn’t think much of my job, probably why she is having sex with my neighbour every Saturday night. She also doesn’t think much of my weight, looks or attitude. She is fully aware I knows she is cheating, but I don’t care, I know I am technically “overweight” but I do not care. Also, I know that I am not a stunner or someone that will make you stop, but I do not care. You want to know why? Stunner or not, I always get my way.

It first started 4 years ago, it was my 1 year anniversary as manager and I discovered an envelope while sat, alone, celebrating. The envelope was small and it had the old manager’s name on, so, out of curiosity I opened it. It was a short note that read:

“Tim, if you are reading this I am no longer working at the mall. The mall has many fun memories, and I will be sad to leave it behind.
I know you are wondering how it could be fun, but let me explain a wee little secret… There are always people willing to do whatever you want them to in order to not be banned, or arrested or fined. I mean ANYTHING.
See that pretty young mother accidentally still smoking? Take her to our holding cells and tell her she will be fined a large amount of money; she will be scared, tell her she could help me out and boom! Sex in no time. I pass this advice onto you, my friend.
Enjoy”

Well, first I was pretty pissed that Tim hadn’t given me this letter, but then I remembered he died suddenly, so probably hadn’t thought of passing this wisdom on just yet. After reading it I decided to try it the next day.

It was a Wednesday morning, a quiet time, and my first opportunity appeared.