My husband had a friend from work named Dan. Dan was pretty much a sleaze. He was a few years older than my husband. My husband was 9 years older than me and Dan was another 4 years older than him. I was married when I was 22 and Dan would come over the house to visit my husband. Dan was tall about 6’ 3” and he was balding AND really not a very good looking guy. He was also sloppy. He had dirty blond hair and an average build. He was an easy guy to talk to and he always made me laugh. Dan worked with my husband at the company where I previously worked. He was there when I was there. I would see him around work and at that time thought he was a strange guy. He was one of those guys that didn’t hide the fact that he was staring at your breasts. Dan had gotten divorced recently. My husband told me that Dan would hang at strip clubs and loved porn. He always made off the wall sexual references and witty comments. Once he was over for a BBQ and I asked him if he wanted some watermelon. His reply, I’d love to taste your watermelons. He said this out loud in front of my husband and they both laugh. Another time, I was just talking to him and telling him I wanted to get a cat as a pet. He said if you get a cat would you let me pet it. I said sure of course. He leans in to whisper to me, I can’t wait to pet your pussy. He knew I was shy. I just laughed awkwardly and walked away. That was the type of guy he was. He seemed to enjoy making me feel uncomfortable.
This one particular day, Dan had come over for a little BBQ on a Saturday afternoon. It was just my husband (John), Dan and I. Dan was dresses sloppy as usual. He had on a stained t-shirt and “self cut” sweat pant shorts. I was wearing blue shorts and a white tank top.
We were all drinking and having a good time sitting on our back deck. Dan was a funny guy even more so when he was drinking. At one point, I went in the house to make snacks. I had the radio on listening to music as I worked in the kitchen. I was standing on a little foot stool trying to reach a bowl on the top shelf. No sooner than I had the bowel in my hands, I felt two hands reach around and give my breasts a quick squeeze.
Me – “John, what are you doing?” I turned around and there was Dan.
Me – “DAN!!”
Dan, “sorry Kat I couldn’t resist, it was too tempting”. I didn’t know what to say or how to react.
Me – “Dan control yourself, I think you have had too much to drink.”
Dan laughing, “I’ll try, by the way nice tits”, as he winked at me.
Right after we ate my husband got called away to DJ. At the last minute, one of his partners couldn’t make it to a gig so he had to leave in a hurry. As my husband was leaving he joked with Dan, “Hope I can trust you alone with my wife”.
Dan – “Yeah Kat, keep your hands off me”. They both laughed. “I am just going to help her out a little.”
When my husband turned his back Dan winked at me. As soon as my husband left Dan approached me about a rumor he heard about Mr. D. and me.
Dan – “So Kat I have been meaning to ask you about a rumor at work. I heard that before you dated John (my husband) you were spending time with Mr. D’Angelo at work. Is that true?”
I am a terrible liar but did my best to say deny it.
Dan – “I don’t know I have it on pretty good sources.”
Me – “You do? Who?”
Dan – I saw you getting into Mr. D’Angelo’s car myself. What was that about?
Me – “He wanted to give me advice about my career.”
“I see, giving advice, I thought he was giving you something else” Dan said amusing.
I couldn’t help but smirk.
Dan – “Come on Kat, nothing happened?”
Me – “Nope.” (a lie but you know that if you read my previous stories)
Dan – “You can tell me.”
Me – “There is nothing to tell.” Changing the subject, “I have to start cleaning up”
Dan – “I’ll help you.”
We bought everything inside and were standing in the kitchen.
Dan – “Well Kat do you need any more help?” as he raised and lowered his eyebrow, “maybe I can help you out of those clothes.”
Me – “Dan!!”
Dan – “Come on Kat your husband is gone almost every weekend. You must get lonely, no?
Me – “I guess.”
Dan – “He is out having all the fun and you are just sitting home. You must get bored.”
Me – “Kind of”
Dan – “…and horny?”
I didn’t reply. Dan was making me think.
Dan – “Kat?”
Me – “Maybe a little”
Dan – “Maybe a little? You either are or you aren’t. So which is it?”
I couldn’t look directly at him as I replied, “I am.” As soon as I said it, I realized I just told “Dirty Dan”, my husband’s friend, that I was horny.
Dan – “Well Kat, I told your husband I would help you out. I can help you out with that.”
I couldn’t believe what Dan had just said. His boldness kind of turned me on but I didn’t want Dan to know that.
Me – “Dan, I am not going to have sex with you, forget it. You want to help? Help me out with the dishes”.
Dan – “You want me to get my hands wet?”
Me – “Yep”
Dan – “I am a better dryer”
I handed Dan a towel as I began to wash the dishes. Dan dried each dish then put it on the table behind me as we talked.
Dan – “So Kat, I only got a quick feel but those are pretty impressive, as he nodded in the direction of my breasts. If I was your husband I’d play with those every night.”
Me – “Dan, you really need to get yourself a girlfriend”.
Dan – “That was a compliment, no thank you?”
Me – “Thank you, Dan”.
Dan – “So when are you getting that cat? Instead of drying dishes, I could be petting your pussy. Pussies really seem to like me.”
I couldn’t help but chuckle at Dan’s play on words which I guess only egged him on more.
Dan – “You know John told me he likes those hairless cats. Would you get a bald pussy if he wanted you to?”
He was making me inwardly laugh so I played along with him. “I think that is more of a guy thing. I think guys like those types of cats better. Do you like them bald?” I made like I was serious talking about the cats.
Dan – “I never actually played with one. I have only seen them in movies. Yeah, I would love to play with one without all that hair in the way. So if you get one, I can’t wait to play with it.
Me – “What if my cat isn’t bald what if it is just well groomed, are you saying you wouldn’t play with it?” I thought to myself finally I got a good one on him.
Dan – “No, I would.”
I changed the subject as I was picturing Dan playing with my pussy. So how is work going?
Dan – “It’s going. Too bad you don’t work there anymore, we could go to lunch. I know a place where they have the best sausage sandwiches. You do like sausage, don’t you?”
I already knew where he was going with this but I played along. “Yeah I do.”
Dan – “Do you get it often?”
Me – “I use to but not so much recently.” Making it seem like I was talking about food I offered, “I am on a diet.”
Dan – “Well you shouldn’t be.