So I’m laying in bed. I’ve got my toy box and my kindle. Underneath my ass I have a puppy training pad and a bath towel to catch my juices. I’m a super messy lady. My toy box contains a dildo eight inches long, a clit stimulating vibrator, and a jar of lavender and chamomile petroleum jelly.

My husband is in the living room. We will have sex today. But my man likes to hit a home run right out the park, and I prefer the pitcher to throw all balls so I can stroll the bases. I prefer to perform my foreplay alone, and when I’m ready for him to join me I’ll call out to him.

I open my kindle and go to my favorite porn site, XNXX. I will read at least one story and watch pieces of several short porn videos. I put a little jelly on my finger to get things started. I don’t need much. Once I get started my body will dutifully respond and produce.

Then the tip of my vibe gets a thin coat, but I wait to turn it on. I’m scrolling through my search for “muscular,” clicking on a thirteen minute video called Sensually Drilling Perfect Round Ass Sandra Blue, starring said lady and a fella called Jimmy Bud. Hit play. Skip ad as soon as possible, and we have show.

They kiss for a short bit, then start the blow job. She is energetic. I note that his penis is smooth and the same color as the rest of his skin, and that is resembles a large hot dog. Now I get why people call it a sausage. Even though I find a crisp new white t-shirt sexy, I want him to take it off. I like his face and his body. That isn’t always easy to find.

As usual, the blow job takes too long, and I skip ahead a little bit. Now he’s eating her out. I like how he puts his big hand on her belly and gently rubs. I like his enthusiasm. I’m about ready to turn on my vibe.