I love being a babysitter.

So we have had babysitting posters up for a while now advertising me.
I like babysitting kids anywhere from 6 – 12 years old. Never did I think
about having sex with any of the kids. (Keep in mind i’m 15)
So yesterday I got a call from a couple saying they need their 10 year old
boy to be watched overnight while they go to a party. I never babysat
overnight before so I thought it might be cool to just hang around and play
some video games with him and order a pizza. And the best part, I get
payed for it!

So they offer me $150 for the night and I do it. When I get there they
introduce me to him. His name is Steven. He was a very outgoing kid
and was not shy at all. The parents leave almost right away at 7:30 pm.
So I ask him what he wants to do and he says he suggests we play
black ops. So I play a zombie game with him for a while. After about 2
hours we get bored and he says he’s hungry. So I order a pizza at an
odd hour. I had 1 slice and he had 3. After we were done eating it was
10 pm. I asked him when he goes to bed and he told me 1 am.

Me: What? But you’re only 10
Steven: All my friends go to bed at 3 am.
Me: Your friends are obviously lying
Steven: I swear to god
Me: Wow. When I was 10 I had to go to bed at 10…

So things after that got pretty boring.