After I told my wife how much pleasure I received from going to a massage parlor when I was on a recent overseas trip she said she wished she could work in a place like that for just one night. Well, guess what I arranged for her birthday present? Yes, I called a business in our region and talked with the manager.

Hubby: Hello. May I speak to the owner of The Gentlemen’s Club please?

Owner: Yes, I own the club. What can I help you with?

Hubby: My wife would like to have an evening experience working at your club. When I told her how much I enjoyed a recent visit to a parlor in Europe she said she’d love to work a night.

Owner: Well that is a first for us. I can do it but she has to follow some rules. Number 1) it won’t cost you anything, 2) all money she takes in belongs to the business except tips, 3) it will be for one night only, 4) she can’t refuse any customer but she should have only decent men, 5) she can’t tell others this was the place where she worked. I don’t want government people here on employment issues. 6) she will meet with Shannon for an orientation. Is that okay with you and your wife, mister? Do you need me to write these down?

Hubby: No. I got’em.

Owner: Good. And, don’t have her use her real name with the men.

Hubby: It works for me and I am sure it will for Nan. What she should do next?

Owner: Have her here Wednesday night next week at 4 PM which is a slower night. Shannon can train her then and she can start right to work. She doesn’t need to bring anything accept an open attitude. Oh, we close at 2 AM.

Hubby: She’ll be here. Her birthday is that day so it is perfect.

Owner: How old is she anyway?

Hubby: Forty – 41 on Wednesday.

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Nan: What no sex for three days before my birthday? What kind of present are you giving me?

Hubby: It will be a surprise honey – but I am sure you will like it. I will say we need to get a motel in a city a couple hours away for that Wednesday night on your birthday.

Nan: How about a hint. Is something going to happen at the motel or are you taking me to a show of some kind?

Hubby: No hints.
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Wednesday. The couple has checked into their motel and has is just finishing lunch at a downtown restaurant.

Nan: I am going to do what?!

Hubby: You are getting what you asked for – a night of massaging men.

Nan: You are fuckin’ crazy – that was fantasy! I can’t do that!

Hubby: Well, honey, we have come all this way and it is all arranged. Besides, I am not touching you the rest of the week unless you follow through. At 4 PM you will get an orientation and I bet you should have had at least four or five different cocks in your hands before the night’s over at 2 AM.

Nan: You have to be kidding. Jesus. Who are these guys?

Hubby: The owner said they don’t expect any unpleasant men because they never allow any of that type back. Plus they have backup safety.

Nan: Boy, have you set me up. Some birthday present. Order me another drink!

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At the Gentlemen’s Club

Shannon: So this is Nan? Hi Nan. I’m Shannon, the manager here. You have a husband with an imagination or I guess he said it was your idea. – Hubby, glad to meet you but she needs to get to work. She will have to see you later. – Come with me, Nan, you won’t need your shoes. You can wear these slippers. Now first you need to strip and get up on the table.

Nan: I am totally nervous. Strip?

Shannon: Yeah off with the garments, dear. Don’t be nervous. You probably aren’t going to do anything you haven’t done before – it’s just with different guys. It should be fun. I am always just around the corner if you need me. You will represent the Gentlemen’s Club tonight.