Working for myself as an independent consultant is something I enjoy a lot. I can be at my office and not having a staff there I can do as I please, when I please. Part of why I decided to quit the company I’d slaved for and started up for myself.

BUT, it was about 6 months ago that I began to think I might need someone here to assist me with my work. Just to answer the phone to screen calls, open the mail and small, odd tasks. All the shit I really didn’t want to do. I do well enough for myself and am able to provide decent compensation. I also figured it would be nice to get someone in here who would be up for sucking my cock whenever I wanted, but how to go about doing this? Most women would scream sexual harassment and I’d be up shit creek. So it would probably have to be a man. And hell, that’s part of what’s good about going both ways for me. Then I figured that if I only interviewed males then I’d be slapped with discrimination. No good, too risky. While I’m a man who enjoys a risk, not one that could ruin me. No fucking way.

So then I thought I’d post an ad where there are classifieds on this gay/lesbian website and see if someone responds. I didn’t go too much into detail, I just said that I was an independent contractor and was looking for an assistant to perform random clerical tasks and other things which I need done. I thought that this would be a good enough subtle hint and the right person would read the ad and catch on.

And much to my surprise, about 12 emails came in responding to my ad. I sent regret messages to the ones who didn’t sound like what I wanted and said that I filed the job. I called 7 of them and scheduled them for interviews. Two would be on Monday, one on Tuesday, two Thursday and two Friday.