Harry Potter, age 15, was laying down in his aunt’s hydrangea bushes, listening to the muggle news for signs of Voldemort’s return. When nothing of great importance to him came on the news, he was about to get ready to leave. The thing that stopped him however, was something nobody ever saw coming. “Breaking news, this just in, a new and fast-spreading disease is attacking all of the United Kingdom. While scientists are trying to figure out a name of the disease, they certainly have found out its effects. The disease causes whoever it comes into contact with, to become sexually active, like a super-powerful aphrodisiac.” the news woman was saying. Harry got up from his hiding spot in the bushes, and looked at the tv without being spotted by his aunt and uncle, who were also absorbed by this news.
All of a sudden, the news woman started stripping off her clothes, and masturbating on live television. She looked at the screen with horniness clearly written on her face, but her eyes changed from an Ocean Blue to a Glowing Red. Harry looked at his Aunt Petunia to see her reaction, and she clasped her hands over her mouth. His uncle’s reaction was different however. He looked at the news woman in wonder, and slowly reached for the zipper on his pants. Harry took this time to run away from the open window, but accidentally hit his head on the window, causing his aunt and uncle to find out about him listening to the news. Uncle Vernon was by the window in two seconds, and grabbed Harry by the collar on his shirt. “WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING BOY!!” he roared at his nephew. At this time, Harry could still hear the sexual moans coming from the TV, but he answered to his uncle “I’m listening to the news.