Fucking Machines


Not long after we were married we started experimenting with a number of items that were similar to cocks, back in the good old days, the 60s there were not many porn shops with toys, at least where we lived. So a trip to the super market and to the meat counter or the fresh vegetable stand was the place where interesting items that replicated ones fantasy of Phallic symbols.

The vegetables that were of the greatest interest were squash zucchini and cucumbers the sizes and unusual shapes pretty well dictated how they could best be used. The meat counter at the time only afforded Salami and Bologna in long firm meaty cylinders about 2″to 2 1/2″ diameter and approximately 10″ long. These turned out to be the best, Slip a condom on them and drop them in a warm bucket of water and when ready whip a little “slick em” on the tool and wallah! Ready to go!!!….

My girl at first went with me to pick and choose what she thought would be the best for the occasion, but as time went by she told me, to pick the ones i wanted and to surprise her as this fitted much better with her fantasy’s of blindfolded bondage and the uncertainty as to what I was going to do or use on her.

The strap ons that one could find of the day were fairly hard rubber but as time went on they improved and became much softer and more lifelike. Over the years I built five different fucking machines, The 3/4 ton truck screw jack mentioned in ( Am I Normal part 3 ) , but it was mechanical this literally kept her on her toes provided entertainment and was enjoyable for both. (THEIR IS ALSO A PICTURE OF ME USING IT ON HER IN THE PICTURES I have POSTED!)

I saw a porn video once that had a girl standing, with a gallon paint can under each high heel, her hands were tied over her head and she was totally nude a stand with a dick dildo similar to the set up i had was impaling her, the would be tormentor was threatening to kick the cans out so that she would receive the full benefit and depth of this diabolic device.